Recent comments in /f/Jokes
svn380 t1_jaa1yiw wrote
Reply to comment by mad_titanz in Russia has announced early results from the election by Henri_Dupont
No, that would only happen in a brutal totalitarian dictatorship.
In Russia, they fall out of 5th story windows.
Duckonqwack999 t1_jaa1sno wrote
Reply to What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
Hey, I've heard this one before!
jamrodian t1_jaa1oc9 wrote
Reply to comment by Fast-Membership-8215 in What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
This is lost outside of r/CasualUK
ztreHdrahciR t1_jaa1jmh wrote
Anyone that smokes cigarettes sucks butts
stanlana12345 t1_jaa1g3i wrote
Reply to comment by Yautja93 in Russia has announced early results from the election by Henri_Dupont
Wdym?
Public_Condition_109 t1_jaa1c2w wrote
Reply to What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
Seaweed
thorsbeardexpress t1_jaa0z85 wrote
Reply to comment by phadrus56 in Russia has announced early results from the election by Henri_Dupont
Funniest part about this is how right wing he is, and that all the election fraud in the US had been committed by repugs. Not to mention the lawsuit showing FoX nEwS knew the steal was all bullshit. But you do you boo boo
drumorgan t1_jaa0riw wrote
Reply to my family is like a box of cereal by loco_gigo
A lot more expensive than it was in the 80s
NDodma01 t1_jaa03kz wrote
Reply to A married couple are driving home from a party one night, and they run over a badger.. by Response-Cheap
Sounds more like beaver
Truuuuuumpet t1_jaa03gf wrote
Reply to comment by Bruhdale-dingle in The captain asks a seamen to tell him how "2" is written in Latin. by Anaklysmos12345
I tried no to laugh...
I did not succeed
ComplexInflation6814 t1_ja9zyuy wrote
Reply to Yo mama so fat by LeoReddit2019
Yo mama so fat, when she comes back from holiday it's called mass immigration
Hesquiat t1_ja9z7qy wrote
Reply to comment by D3veated in Statistically there are by crispilly
It’s funny because they’re pretending miles are kilometres, in a deadpan tone so that somebody might think it’s just a confused American
Creative-Series-873 t1_ja9yvrk wrote
Reply to Yo mama so fat by LeoReddit2019
Yo mama so fat when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody
FeasibleGreen t1_ja9ymxu wrote
Yautja93 t1_ja9ykss wrote
Reply to comment by trucorsair in Russia has announced early results from the election by Henri_Dupont
Damn, that looks like Brazilian elections!
android47 t1_ja9yj29 wrote
Reply to Yo mama so fat by LeoReddit2019
Yo momma so fat, when she trips she doesn't fall down, the earth falls up.
Yautja93 t1_ja9yivv wrote
Reply to comment by Riskycrossbow69 in Russia has announced early results from the election by Henri_Dupont
It was actually 140%
But finally someone who knows this meme lmao
Buck_Thorn t1_ja9y59t wrote
Reply to comment by ZacharyS94 in "Don't criticise what you can't understand." - Bob Dylan by incredibleinkpen
Well, of course you would think that if you don't get it.
mummystone03 t1_ja9y42v wrote
Tea bag
[deleted] t1_ja9xxb1 wrote
Reply to I tried to hit on an IT woman by gilfromisrael
She said you’re not her type.
[deleted] t1_ja9xvkr wrote
Reply to comment by bingybunny in What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
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ZacharyS94 t1_ja9xte3 wrote
Reply to comment by Buck_Thorn in "Don't criticise what you can't understand." - Bob Dylan by incredibleinkpen
I don't get it, and frankly I think it's shite
WebWreckerZero t1_ja9xqjq wrote
Reply to comment by Bruhdale-dingle in The captain asks a seamen to tell him how "2" is written in Latin. by Anaklysmos12345
Just makes me think of South Park's Super Best Friends episodes.
"SeaMAN!!"
boogalooboyo1 t1_ja9xmt7 wrote
Reply to "Cell" and its derivatives (Cellular, Cellulose, Cellulite, etc.) are the only English words where the C is pronounced like an S. by tsatsawassa
Damn. I realise now I must have been supporting Glasgow Keltic for years!
Blaziken257 t1_jaa26em wrote
Reply to What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
I thought ducks are always on Anetra