Recent comments in /f/Jokes
bingybunny t1_ja9x81i wrote
Reply to comment by Groucho-Marxist50 in What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
Migrate From New York
Diehavok t1_ja9x16t wrote
Reply to Yo mama so fat by LeoReddit2019
Yo mama so fat, and old, that when God said “Let there be light,” he was just asking her to move out of the way.
p17s82 t1_ja9wze5 wrote
Reply to my family is like a box of cereal by loco_gigo
Seeing them during breakfast is enough for the day?
BABAYAGA53021 t1_ja9wvu2 wrote
Reply to comment by SofEdM in A Muslim martyrs himself and upon death he arrives in Paradise to find his 72 virgins. by nwa747
Or a bacon sandwich
ab1794 t1_ja9wspo wrote
Good luck getting staff, I hear the waiting is the hardest part
NDodma01 t1_ja9wqn7 wrote
Reply to comment by weloveplants in "Don't criticise what you can't understand." - Bob Dylan by incredibleinkpen
She sure looks like a horse - maybe hungry too
coloa t1_ja9wkn8 wrote
Reply to comment by trucorsair in Russia has announced early results from the election by Henri_Dupont
And the one after that.
Vinnie-Q t1_ja9w2sy wrote
Why don’t Italians like Jehova’s Witnesses? They don’t like any witnesses!
JACKVK07 t1_ja9vres wrote
Don't be Rushin' to results just yet.
vaskeklut8 t1_ja9vmv1 wrote
Reply to Two old pensioners are taking a trip down memory lane by going back to the place where they first met. by SionGest
Turns out; it was a fucking-fence
ToastyWarmHamster t1_ja9vm2o wrote
“Somewhere in Vietnam”. I can tell you if my balls became detached from my body I could tell you where that happened within precision of Latitude and longitude 20°25'N 105°09'E
WxUdornot t1_ja9vl7b wrote
Shages32985 t1_ja9vbt7 wrote
Reply to comment by ineed30 in Two old pensioners are taking a trip down memory lane by going back to the place where they first met. by SionGest
Boogy woogie woogie
ozthegweat t1_ja9vbft wrote
Reply to Two old pensioners are taking a trip down memory lane by going back to the place where they first met. by SionGest
"from his friends" 😳
mad_titanz t1_ja9v91n wrote
His political opponents all have committed suicide with 50 gun shot wounds to the head
RecalcitrantHuman t1_ja9v18x wrote
Reply to comment by KitKatDad in What's a simple method for calculating the number of bees in a beehive? by TargetOfPerpetuity
Ask her how many bees are in OPs hive smarty.
LeodFitz t1_ja9v0gh wrote
Reply to comment by Litmus44 in Russia has announced early results from the election by Henri_Dupont
As Terry Pratchett would say: "Russia believes strongly in the 'one man, one vote' philosophy. Putin that man, and he gets that vote."
finger_licking_robot t1_ja9uqxa wrote
Reply to Yo mama so fat by LeoReddit2019
yo´mama is so fat, your father has to roll over twice to get off her.
yo´mama so fat, when she leaves the house with high heels she comes back with flip flops
the_almighty_walrus t1_ja9uqvw wrote
Reply to comment by rxricks in What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
A duck walked up to a lemonade stand...
LeodFitz t1_ja9uqjv wrote
Russia does mail-out voting. They mail you your ballot already filled out. No need for you to send it back in, they just want you to know who you voted for.
SJane3384 t1_ja9umib wrote
Reply to comment by Ok_Equipment_5895 in An engineer dies and goes up to heaven. by MadisonPearGarden
There’s two. Are we talking Patrick or the snake?
morthos97 t1_ja9uld9 wrote
Reply to What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
Hahahhahahaahha this is the first joke I guessed on this sub before I clicked! Proud moment. Although I was thinking quack rock
TeoSupreme t1_ja9ug87 wrote
last time they announced that he won by 146% of votes. and this is not a joke. i've seen it with my own eyes
the2thomasklu8 t1_ja9u8vt wrote
Reply to comment by MasterConnors in An actor was on stage playing Macbeth... by Ripcord2
Let’s see… “It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times!” You stupid monkey!
(BTW a group of students actually tested that theory. After six months, the monkeys had failed to produce a single English word, broken the computers, and defecated all over the keyboards.)
[deleted] t1_ja9xg4d wrote
Reply to An actual joke that was told by Jews during World War II by hraeswelg
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