Recent comments in /f/Jokes
danknugless t1_ja9rwyz wrote
Reply to comment by duck1014 in What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
Your missing out
b0atsnho3s t1_ja9rus5 wrote
Reply to comment by GroundbreakingRisk93 in Statistically there are by crispilly
Chunky lemon milk
weloveplants t1_ja9ruo8 wrote
Reply to comment by NDodma01 in "Don't criticise what you can't understand." - Bob Dylan by incredibleinkpen
What's that? a hungry horse?
Cultural_Attitude_42 t1_ja9rsue wrote
Reply to How to start ascending a flight of stairs: by KeckyOK
This is escalating...!
[deleted] t1_ja9rrca wrote
Reply to What do you call a dictionary thief? by HawtSinnamon
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kamuelak t1_ja9rig1 wrote
Reply to comment by beanman12312 in An actual joke that was told by Jews during World War II by hraeswelg
It's been years since I read that book. Had a very profound effect on me; perhaps it's time to read it again. "Man's Search for Meaning"
seriousbangs t1_ja9rif4 wrote
Reply to comment by Lazaruzo in Yo mama so fat by LeoReddit2019
Wasn't there a rap song about that in the 90s?
ivytheblindhusky t1_ja9ricf wrote
Reply to How to start ascending a flight of stairs: by KeckyOK
You remember when they made stairs?
It was a big step for civilization.
duck1014 t1_ja9rdz3 wrote
Reply to What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
I don't do drugs.
Groucho-Marxist50 t1_ja9r7fb wrote
Reply to comment by collegiateofzed in "Don't criticise what you can't understand." - Bob Dylan by incredibleinkpen
Whuuuuuuut? I’m Blonde on Blonde. I still don’t get it.
_JohnWisdom t1_ja9r3na wrote
Reply to comment by alchippa in My mom used to tuck me in when I was young by Psyman2
Ah I don’t see
aliysn97 t1_ja9r32r wrote
Reply to comment by aknabi in "Cell" and its derivatives (Cellular, Cellulose, Cellulite, etc.) are the only English words where the C is pronounced like an S. by tsatsawassa
Celebrate with cinnamon rolls
troubleis1 t1_ja9r05y wrote
Reply to Yo mama so fat by LeoReddit2019
So fat that when she skips a meal, the food market drops
themagicalmrking t1_ja9qyg5 wrote
Ex jw here. And I can confirm we told this thuu oh s joke. Oh the irony.
SillyFlyGuy t1_ja9qsuh wrote
Reply to comment by trucorsair in Russia has announced early results from the election by Henri_Dupont
Russian elections are on St Patrick's Day?
collegiateofzed t1_ja9qpnz wrote
Reply to comment by Groucho-Marxist50 in "Don't criticise what you can't understand." - Bob Dylan by incredibleinkpen
As long as you don't have a problem with that, then nothing is wrong 😀
Groucho-Marxist50 t1_ja9qlxc wrote
Reply to comment by collegiateofzed in "Don't criticise what you can't understand." - Bob Dylan by incredibleinkpen
Again, I don’t get it. 😁
YVRJon t1_ja9qln1 wrote
Reply to comment by notaliberal2021 in Statistically there are by crispilly
Yes, but for several years there was a Pope Emeritus
DaRush t1_ja9qiqi wrote
Reply to What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
Ducks do shit out drugs
KnightfallTV t1_ja9qihh wrote
Reply to comment by Turboteg90 in What goes in hard and dry but comes out soft and wet? by ChurchOfAdonitology
if all you eat is grains maybe
notaliberal2021 t1_ja9qhmv wrote
Reply to comment by YVRJon in Statistically there are by crispilly
There is only one living Pope.
collegiateofzed t1_ja9qczu wrote
Reply to comment by Groucho-Marxist50 in "Don't criticise what you can't understand." - Bob Dylan by incredibleinkpen
>"Don't criticise what you don't understand"
"I hate this" is criticism.
"What does it mean?" Demonstrates a lack of understanding.
Access-Turbulent t1_ja9qcg0 wrote
Reply to What's a simple method for calculating the number of bees in a beehive? by TargetOfPerpetuity
The Banana Splits strike again
ZacharyS94 t1_ja9qc82 wrote
Reply to Statistically there are by crispilly
Side splitting, that. In what world does a bit of trivia pass as a joke?
borazine t1_ja9s60c wrote
Reply to Russia has announced early results from the election by Henri_Dupont
Exit polls indicate 103% in favour of Putin, with a margin of error of 3%.