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Hobbes_87 t1_ja9q5dt wrote
Reply to What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
Anything they can snort through a bill.
drew8311 t1_ja9pyop wrote
Reply to comment by booherm in Yo mama so fat by LeoReddit2019
Has she tried like, eating less?
Renotoad_YT t1_ja9pxiy wrote
Reply to Yo mama so fat by LeoReddit2019
Bro insulting mother earth
joopface t1_ja9pm6x wrote
Reply to Yo mama so fat by LeoReddit2019
I have a watch for every time zone Iām in.
One. I have one watch.
Abides1948 t1_ja9plaw wrote
One man, one vote.
Putin is that one man.
Vintagespinage t1_ja9p7cs wrote
Reply to comment by aknabi in "Cell" and its derivatives (Cellular, Cellulose, Cellulite, etc.) are the only English words where the C is pronounced like an S. by tsatsawassa
Celebrate with cyanide
GustaveTheSteel t1_ja9okpk wrote
Reply to "Cell" and its derivatives (Cellular, Cellulose, Cellulite, etc.) are the only English words where the C is pronounced like an S. by tsatsawassa
Cell, Semi-perfect Cell, and Perfect Cell
Lazaruzo t1_ja9ofm0 wrote
Reply to Yo mama so fat by LeoReddit2019
Itās 2023, I believe you mean my āhigher weight large bodied mamaā š§
Groucho-Marxist50 t1_ja9objp wrote
I donāt get it.
Holden_place t1_ja9o5da wrote
Reply to my family is like a box of cereal by loco_gigo
Iām out after that pun. Cheerio!
Redditlogicking t1_ja9o20s wrote
Reply to comment by Fred_The_Mando_Guy in The captain asks a seamen to tell him how "2" is written in Latin. by Anaklysmos12345
Ah I see
Groucho-Marxist50 t1_ja9o0f9 wrote
Reply to comment by Groucho-Marxist50 in A dick joke by Maleficent_Ninja_
My wife has little expectations, itās all good! š
Holden_place t1_ja9nux3 wrote
Reply to comment by MarioManX1983 in A married couple are driving home from a party one night, and they run over a badger.. by Response-Cheap
His honey badgered him?
jrsobx t1_ja9nu6o wrote
Reply to Yo mama so fat by LeoReddit2019
Yo mama so fat, she wakes up on both sides of the bed.
Groucho-Marxist50 t1_ja9no5c wrote
I was gonna try a 2 Live Crew themed Japanese restaurant called miso-horny. I aināt bullshittin
GoBlue2007 t1_ja9nnll wrote
Classic!
Riskycrossbow69 t1_ja9nh6k wrote
Reply to Yo mama so fat by LeoReddit2019
The earth was flat before she was buried.
Groucho-Marxist50 t1_ja9nf5m wrote
Karen
Groucho-Marxist50 t1_ja9n3nx wrote
Reply to comment by BloodiedBlues in What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
Drake Plisken
Groucho-Marxist50 t1_ja9mvm1 wrote
Reply to How to start ascending a flight of stairs: by KeckyOK
And always rememberā¦ gravity is your friend, until itās not!
sideburns28 t1_ja9ms3j wrote
Reply to What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
My girlfriend only hears āquack quackā when listening to āCrack Rockā by Frank Ocean
booherm t1_ja9mp3z wrote
Reply to Yo mama so fat by LeoReddit2019
Sounds awful. I hope she gets the help she needs.
intheyard305 t1_ja9qc2k wrote
Reply to comment by johnhughthom in what did Einstein say when he attended the Alabama orgie? by iamfreeno
š¤”you rang