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Specialist-Tale-5899 t1_ja9mkmm wrote
Reply to comment by BloodiedBlues in What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
I'd watch that movie
MarioManX1983 t1_ja9mija wrote
Reply to A married couple are driving home from a party one night, and they run over a badger.. by Response-Cheap
And the wife badgered him the whole rest of the way home.
theblindretard t1_ja9mhme wrote
Reply to Yo mama so fat by LeoReddit2019
...when the Inquisition declared her a heretic they had to execute her with Exterminatus
ScrunchieEnthusiast OP t1_ja9mfg5 wrote
Reply to comment by External_Appeal_1727 in What do you call naked men standing on each other’s shoulders? by ScrunchieEnthusiast
Most definitely
jcmatthews66 t1_ja9m63f wrote
Reply to Yo mama so fat by LeoReddit2019
When she stand up the tides change
Fred_The_Mando_Guy t1_ja9m306 wrote
Reply to comment by Redditlogicking in The captain asks a seamen to tell him how "2" is written in Latin. by Anaklysmos12345
Four in Roman Numerals is IV. The song lyric is little lambs eat ivy. Ivy = IV = four
FunAuntieEm t1_ja9lxoy wrote
Reply to my family is like a box of cereal by loco_gigo
Oh SNAP….crackle and pop.
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Bkwrzdub t1_ja9lm1d wrote
Reply to comment by Ahshalon_Tenisk in I tried to hit on an IT woman by gilfromisrael
User is not in sudoers file, this instance will be reported
irrelevantAF t1_ja9lks3 wrote
Reply to What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
I read this in the voice of Barry Kripke from The Big Bang Theory - is that about right?
AveryJuanZacritic t1_ja9lif1 wrote
Bkwrzdub t1_ja9lg4h wrote
Reply to I tried to hit on an IT woman by gilfromisrael
WindowsKey+R -> gpedit.msc -> Security Settings -> Password Policy - > password complexity group policy - > Password must meet complexity requirements -> disable
There... Logout n log back in and she'll date you
Redditlogicking t1_ja9ldir wrote
Reply to comment by Fred_The_Mando_Guy in The captain asks a seamen to tell him how "2" is written in Latin. by Anaklysmos12345
Maybe I don't get it but what does the last line mean? and how does it relate to Roman Numerals?
dbradx t1_ja9l9q7 wrote
Reply to Yo mama so fat by LeoReddit2019
When she wears a Malcolm X t-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back.
iShitSkittles t1_ja9l8h1 wrote
Reply to my family is like a box of cereal by loco_gigo
And then there's good ol' pops....
wormyworminton t1_ja9l5ip wrote
Reply to comment by EmotionalArt6680 in An actual joke that was told by Jews during World War II by hraeswelg
Good one
2manyCnames t1_ja9l4pc wrote
Reply to "Cell" and its derivatives (Cellular, Cellulose, Cellulite, etc.) are the only English words where the C is pronounced like an S. by tsatsawassa
Not sure that I can accept this
ultimagriever t1_ja9kwv2 wrote
Reply to comment by Ideeit_Loozuhr in An engineer dies and goes up to heaven. by MadisonPearGarden
The devil wants them engi-near
Strict_Succotash8908 t1_ja9kpz7 wrote
Reply to My mom used to tuck me in when I was young by Psyman2
At that age if she touches it ,it would almost be impossible to tuck , without relieving the pressure or tying it down.
Different-Tie-1085 t1_ja9k7ln wrote
Reply to comment by Legba012 in My mom used to tuck me in when I was young by Psyman2
I needed a good laugh!
red_dit-or t1_ja9k3pp wrote
Reply to comment by Equivalent_Rock_6530 in An engineer dies and goes up to heaven. by MadisonPearGarden
It’s also a recycled joke
Different-Tie-1085 t1_ja9k2pi wrote
Reply to comment by Legba012 in My mom used to tuck me in when I was young by Psyman2
Omg, smh! Thanks 😁
JustAnotherHooperYT t1_ja9jzg4 wrote
Cucumbers 😩
craigcleve1 t1_ja9joii wrote
Reply to comment by bigghimself in What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
A duck goes to the pharmacy and asks to buy rubbers the pharmacist asks would you like me to put them on your bill the duck says I'm not that kind of Duck.
MadAdam88 t1_ja9mm0q wrote
Reply to What did the baker say when he messed up his recipe? by h3mmy
No biggie. That's the yeast of my problems.