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RepresentativeTwo562 t1_ja9gphh wrote
Reply to What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
I don't know but duck...! Did you see that?
followersboost t1_ja9gm2c wrote
Reply to comment by gilfromisrael in I tried to hit on an IT woman by gilfromisrael
Reset password
followersboost t1_ja9gj3n wrote
Reply to my family is like a box of cereal by loco_gigo
They come with nuts.
EarRubs t1_ja9g9kl wrote
Reply to What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
Downers
MoronTheBall t1_ja9ft58 wrote
Reply to comment by Dashover in My mom used to tuck me in when I was young by Psyman2
The result of drinking too much Baileys from a shoe and playing too many Love Games
GodzeallA t1_ja9fc5f wrote
Reply to My friend is finally getting some help about his sexual addiction to grandfather clocks. by porichoygupto
He couldn't say no to the tick
Own-Knowledge3781 t1_ja9evwk wrote
Reply to My mom used to tuck me in when I was young by Psyman2
Hang in there.
MyChildIsEvil t1_ja9eumt wrote
Reply to The first rule of Assumption Club is by Gil-Gandel
Assumption club is full of subdivisions, like the sarcasm squad, and the obvious orchestra
Unlikely-Stop3105 t1_ja9etf3 wrote
You know what makes it funnier- Einstein actually married his cousin .. lol
meleeuk t1_ja9eo03 wrote
Reply to comment by uhhuhtronny in What do you call naked men standing on each other’s shoulders? by ScrunchieEnthusiast
Works best in South African or kiwi accent.
JeoffreyDommer t1_ja9ekxl wrote
Reply to comment by Riskycrossbow69 in Russia has announced early results from the election by Henri_Dupont
Wow. He must seriously be a great guy.
forkedquality t1_ja9ee4z wrote
All the good chemistry jokes argon anyway.
RansomStark78 t1_ja9edg8 wrote
Reply to I tried to hit on an IT woman by gilfromisrael
What's was LANdo Calrissian wifes name
Sudo
Luna77111 t1_ja9e4qf wrote
PurpleIndependence54 t1_ja9e3dc wrote
Reply to My mom used to tuck me in when I was young by Psyman2
LMAO!
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NotAMinuteRide t1_ja9dovv wrote
Reply to comment by 1ntere5t1ng in "Cell" and its derivatives (Cellular, Cellulose, Cellulite, etc.) are the only English words where the C is pronounced like an S. by tsatsawassa
The word "pronounced"...
NDodma01 t1_ja9dj5o wrote
Orchitis?
trucorsair t1_ja9dgpf wrote
Actually the next Russian election is Sunday, 17 March, 2024. Don't a worry, he's already won.
Jim-Pip t1_ja9dcb1 wrote
Reply to comment by Zur__En__Arrh in How to start ascending a flight of stairs: by KeckyOK
Looking at it from another side, it's letting me down.
NotAMinuteRide t1_ja9dbuu wrote
Reply to comment by NotAMinuteRide in "Cell" and its derivatives (Cellular, Cellulose, Cellulite, etc.) are the only English words where the C is pronounced like an S. by tsatsawassa
No, not docile, just be nice, and accept the concept that one can make mistakes. No need to access this subject with violence.
EarlyFinger3255 t1_ja9dasg wrote
Reply to comment by Overdog_McNab in My mom used to tuck me in when I was young by Psyman2
Don't forget Buffalo Bob in Joe Dirt. "Nuthin happened, I swear."
Dependent_Pomelo_740 t1_ja9dapj wrote
NDodma01 t1_ja9d4p6 wrote
Let me noodle on that for a bit
waste97 t1_ja9gr8n wrote
Reply to "Cell" and its derivatives (Cellular, Cellulose, Cellulite, etc.) are the only English words where the C is pronounced like an S. by tsatsawassa
Reading this broke me. Had to lie down and stare at the ceiling for a while.