Recent comments in /f/Jokes
NDodma01 t1_ja9cwdr wrote
I think it was a premonition with him singing about MTG
btambo t1_ja9couf wrote
Reply to comment by RecalcitrantHuman in Russia has announced early results from the election by Henri_Dupont
Yeah. Well then GTFO, don't let the door hit ya....
NotAMinuteRide t1_ja9cn7w wrote
Reply to "Cell" and its derivatives (Cellular, Cellulose, Cellulite, etc.) are the only English words where the C is pronounced like an S. by tsatsawassa
Now now, try to act civil everyone.
Mindless-Calendar-20 t1_ja9cggb wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in My mom used to tuck me in when I was young by Psyman2
Lmao Buffalo Bill has entered the chat!!
Tschib-Tschab t1_ja9ccqx wrote
Reply to comment by PePziNL in An engineer dies and goes up to heaven. by MadisonPearGarden
If we add, that he got handed the wrong list for the day or his shift, we can drastically reduce that number.
Dashover t1_ja9c818 wrote
Reply to My mom used to tuck me in when I was young by Psyman2
Mangina
Technical-Wedding-85 t1_ja9c30v wrote
Reply to comment by akahaus in a kid asks "mommy how are babies made?" by pacatmalan
No they fucked
[deleted] t1_ja9bpsa wrote
Reply to What do you call a blind fascist? by toothyninja13
[removed]
Ron0hh t1_ja9bicg wrote
Reply to What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
Duckweed
RecalcitrantHuman t1_ja9axh1 wrote
Reply to comment by phadrus56 in Russia has announced early results from the election by Henri_Dupont
Tell me Reddit is a liberal hell hole without telling me Reddit is a liberal hell hole.
NationalNecessary120 t1_ja9alkw wrote
Reply to Life is like a box of chocolates by rokburok
😂
jimhabfan t1_ja9a8t0 wrote
I was going to say gum stuck on a penis, but gum works too.
HGR09 t1_ja9a7f9 wrote
Reply to What's a simple method for calculating the number of bees in a beehive? by TargetOfPerpetuity
Count by 9s it’s faster than counting by 10s
BenderDeLorean t1_ja9a20k wrote
This joke was created for you by Rusisan AI chatbot.
Russian AI chatbot is best AI chatbot. Da!
Riskycrossbow69 t1_ja9a19p wrote
He received 160% of the vote in favour of becoming Tsar.
akahaus t1_ja99tbv wrote
Reply to comment by Technical-Wedding-85 in a kid asks "mommy how are babies made?" by pacatmalan
Wait are you saying they had S-E-X?
Negative-Ad-6533 t1_ja99od6 wrote
Reply to comment by Nonsense7740 in My mom used to tuck me in when I was young by Psyman2
Not if they did it right....
Mean_Platypus_9988 t1_ja99ny8 wrote
Reply to comment by bektrip in An engineer dies and goes up to heaven. by MadisonPearGarden
Hail law , Hail justice.
MyChildIsEvil t1_ja99ktc wrote
Reply to How does a rock pee? by PhysicalScholar4238
I'm in physical pain
astrangeone88 t1_ja99kgv wrote
Reply to Two old pensioners are taking a trip down memory lane by going back to the place where they first met. by SionGest
Alexa, play Electic six!
[deleted] t1_ja99f9j wrote
Reply to What do you call a blind fascist? by toothyninja13
[removed]
skadalajara t1_ja99czm wrote
Reply to comment by MyChildIsEvil in What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
And duck tape.
External_Appeal_1727 t1_ja993kg wrote
DrRomeoChaire t1_ja98mje wrote
Reply to comment by Smart_Ad_7005 in What's the difference between Ruble and Rubble? by Smart_Ad_7005
That’s pretty good
gr8ful_cube t1_ja9d1jk wrote
Reply to What goes in hard and dry but comes out soft and wet? by ChurchOfAdonitology
Gum more like cum haha (i am in desperate need of medical attention)