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willy_shartz t1_ja9891x wrote
Reply to What do you call a blind fascist? by toothyninja13
A Reddit mod in r/whitepeopleTwitter
Chiefcoldbeer1006 t1_ja9845w wrote
Reply to comment by AdSmooth6771 in An actual joke that was told by Jews during World War II by hraeswelg
Please watch Animal House with John Belushi. Then you'll appreciate the joke.
BaldrickTheBrain t1_ja97vwy wrote
Reply to comment by bigghimself in What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
Like always best jokes are in the comments.
SylvieJay t1_ja97oei wrote
Reply to comment by Ahshalon_Tenisk in I tried to hit on an IT woman by gilfromisrael
If that fails type:
SUDO Touch me
DCzisMe t1_ja97fgh wrote
Reply to comment by Dylsnick in I’m opening a Tom Petty themed Japanese Restaurant by mattisfunny
Ok, this is funny. I'm loling like a fool. Thank you good internet person. Thank you.
Basic_Hovercraft_723 t1_ja976cm wrote
e-orgy=my cousin squared
Response-Cheap t1_ja9710d wrote
Reply to "Cell" and its derivatives (Cellular, Cellulose, Cellulite, etc.) are the only English words where the C is pronounced like an S. by tsatsawassa
🤔 I think OPs right yo.
BloodiedBlues t1_ja96oov wrote
Reply to comment by bigghimself in What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
Now I’m imagining some kind of headhunter duck that takes duck bills to pay for their cocaine addiction. Has a bandolier and a cowboy hat with a blind eye accompanied by a scar.
AdSmooth6771 t1_ja96omk wrote
Reply to comment by Chiefcoldbeer1006 in An actual joke that was told by Jews during World War II by hraeswelg
Am I missing something or do you genuinely think that
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THEdeadboltblues t1_ja96gsa wrote
Reply to What's a simple method for calculating the number of bees in a beehive? by TargetOfPerpetuity
Check the 2020 Census.
MyChildIsEvil t1_ja96frs wrote
Reply to comment by bigghimself in What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
How do they package the bills?
In webbing.
strythicus t1_ja960yw wrote
Reply to "Cell" and its derivatives (Cellular, Cellulose, Cellulite, etc.) are the only English words where the C is pronounced like an S. by tsatsawassa
Good joke. Nice and concise.
TeoSupreme t1_ja95w0g wrote
Reply to What do you call a blind fascist? by toothyninja13
close your eyes. now you can nazi too.
MyChildIsEvil t1_ja95gj6 wrote
Reply to comment by kriscsc09 in My mom used to tuck me in when I was young by Psyman2
She wanted a princess, she got a queen
person1880 t1_ja95d9z wrote
Reply to comment by DeWarlock in An actual joke that was told by Jews during World War II by hraeswelg
Bomb warnings, resistance reports, news broadcasts, and the allied troop movements that had been made public.
rricky124 t1_ja94u09 wrote
Ek0mst0p t1_ja94svk wrote
Reply to What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
Heron?
parappadarapp t1_ja94rtg wrote
Reply to What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
What is an British guys favorite thing to do?
Crack Croquet.
Str0ntiumD0ggo t1_ja94quq wrote
Reply to What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
Some are Heron addicts
MaMa_llama_1994 t1_ja94bzw wrote
DutchOfBurdock t1_ja947aa wrote
Reply to comment by TheVyper3377 in How to start ascending a flight of stairs: by KeckyOK
Floor = Step 0?
Ahshalon_Tenisk t1_ja941p0 wrote
Reply to comment by VeritosCogitos in I tried to hit on an IT woman by gilfromisrael
i think the gui is broken
trying cli
haemaker t1_ja93wn5 wrote
Reply to comment by gilfromisrael in I tried to hit on an IT woman by gilfromisrael
setenforce 0
AquaCorpsman t1_ja98bq9 wrote
Reply to comment by phadrus56 in Russia has announced early results from the election by Henri_Dupont
Made me laugh more than the original joke, good job