Recent comments in /f/Jokes
MaMa_llama_1994 t1_ja93w17 wrote
Pasta, stuffing
mat_srutabes t1_ja93nf6 wrote
Reply to "Cell" and its derivatives (Cellular, Cellulose, Cellulite, etc.) are the only English words where the C is pronounced like an S. by tsatsawassa
This should be censored
Buck_Thorn t1_ja93jbp wrote
Reply to comment by Virtual_Force_4398 in I tried to hit on an IT woman by gilfromisrael
I think the first part has already been accomplished.
Buck_Thorn t1_ja93hfn wrote
Reply to I tried to hit on an IT woman by gilfromisrael
Were you trying to ask her on an update?
humorRus t1_ja93gt7 wrote
The Alabama family tree is just a trunk with no branches
Virtual_Force_4398 t1_ja93bev wrote
Reply to I tried to hit on an IT woman by gilfromisrael
Try turning her off and on.
RonsWholesomeAccount t1_ja939k8 wrote
Reply to What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
This reminded me of a Weird Al song I haven't thought of since the 90s: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KvgQIBcdRk
edit: I should say that this is a parody of "I Want a New Drug" by Huey Lewis and the News
[deleted] t1_ja9356c wrote
Reply to comment by aroace_wolf_boi in An engineer dies and goes up to heaven. by MadisonPearGarden
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jepeplin t1_ja92zn2 wrote
Reply to comment by bektrip in An engineer dies and goes up to heaven. by MadisonPearGarden
As a lawyer married to an engineer, I can confirm this is all true.
[deleted] t1_ja92zil wrote
Reply to comment by bigghimself in What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
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Cultural_Attitude_42 t1_ja92mp4 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in "Cell" and its derivatives (Cellular, Cellulose, Cellulite, etc.) are the only English words where the C is pronounced like an S. by tsatsawassa
That's just plain sit!
teastain t1_ja928oc wrote
The guns be ready, Cap'n.
"ARE"
Vulkeule t1_ja923wp wrote
Reply to What do you call a blind fascist? by toothyninja13
Dead?
One_Toe2819 t1_ja91zzp wrote
Reply to comment by MiceTonerAccount in What goes in hard and dry but comes out soft and wet? by ChurchOfAdonitology
Takis
Buzzsaw_Boss t1_ja91wfg wrote
Tetley tea bag
Electronic-Speed-860 t1_ja91u2r wrote
A penis
Ahshalon_Tenisk t1_ja91p5u wrote
Reply to comment by gilfromisrael in I tried to hit on an IT woman by gilfromisrael
reinstall the OS
kamakazi339 t1_ja91n0o wrote
Take my up vote
gilfromisrael OP t1_ja91m2g wrote
Reply to comment by Ahshalon_Tenisk in I tried to hit on an IT woman by gilfromisrael
Access denied :(
TheVeryFriendlyGiant t1_ja9174h wrote
Reply to Two old pensioners are taking a trip down memory lane by going back to the place where they first met. by SionGest
The joke is he could have helped at any moment
NewConstruction7761 t1_ja915oc wrote
Reply to What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
Quacklludes
Ahshalon_Tenisk t1_ja913jw wrote
Reply to I tried to hit on an IT woman by gilfromisrael
just type "SUDO date me"
Charlie-Bell t1_ja90r1m wrote
Reply to comment by prumbeljack in How to start ascending a flight of stairs: by KeckyOK
Fuck. I jumped and fell.
SeredW t1_ja90ps1 wrote
Reply to What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
So, the same stuff as Barry Kripke.
VeritosCogitos t1_ja93whc wrote
Reply to comment by Ahshalon_Tenisk in I tried to hit on an IT woman by gilfromisrael
Did you configure your ufw?