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prumbeljack t1_ja909ks wrote
Reply to comment by Charlie-Bell in How to start ascending a flight of stairs: by KeckyOK
Jump down 5 steps. Step 9, step 8. Etc
Margold420 t1_ja904y8 wrote
Reply to "Cell" and its derivatives (Cellular, Cellulose, Cellulite, etc.) are the only English words where the C is pronounced like an S. by tsatsawassa
Cent, central, center, century, centennial, etc. Censor
Fewdoit t1_ja904o8 wrote
So good 😂
Translationerr0r t1_ja8zzeo wrote
A penis during sex. Oh right, this is Reddit....
MadAdam88 t1_ja8ztlj wrote
Reply to What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
Shit'll make you daffy.
Overagetussaud t1_ja8zt9z wrote
Reply to Two old pensioners are taking a trip down memory lane by going back to the place where they first met. by SionGest
The cop is into watching old people fuck...alright.
aroace_wolf_boi t1_ja8zipl wrote
Reply to comment by absol2019 in An engineer dies and goes up to heaven. by MadisonPearGarden
oh makes sence
leonscum t1_ja8zg7b wrote
Don't mean to criticize, but this ain't a joke.
phadrus56 t1_ja8z6qu wrote
He must be a Democrat.
ineed30 t1_ja8z4jm wrote
Reply to Two old pensioners are taking a trip down memory lane by going back to the place where they first met. by SionGest
It’s electric!!!
FrailWalloons608 t1_ja8yyjg wrote
Reply to Two old pensioners are taking a trip down memory lane by going back to the place where they first met. by SionGest
They've still got that spark
Killersmurph t1_ja8yuzm wrote
Reply to comment by bektrip in An engineer dies and goes up to heaven. by MadisonPearGarden
You might be able to scrounge up a public defender or 3 on the otherside, or maybe a human rights lawyer, but nobody who is actually going to successfully argue a case...
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Jimlobster t1_ja8yryo wrote
This one made me chuckle lol
legallyalienated t1_ja8yryj wrote
Reply to comment by Superego13itch in What goes in hard and dry but comes out soft and wet? by ChurchOfAdonitology
Agree. But caution is in order for those who are yet uninitiated! There are currently no Rehab Clinics for McVites Digestives. A resource Digestive consumers resolutely don’t want, but desperately need!
RayFischer32 t1_ja8ypz9 wrote
Reply to comment by BeginningUnique6401 in The captain asks a seamen to tell him how "2" is written in Latin. by Anaklysmos12345
If nautical nonsense is something you wish...
PSUAth t1_ja8yoek wrote
Reply to comment by MiceTonerAccount in What goes in hard and dry but comes out soft and wet? by ChurchOfAdonitology
Wet the dry Dry the wet Wet the dry Dry the wet Wet the dry
AE_WILLIAMS t1_ja8yo49 wrote
Reply to comment by BeginningUnique6401 in The captain asks a seamen to tell him how "2" is written in Latin. by Anaklysmos12345
If magical nonsense be something ye wish!
ziz_wizvizzizio t1_ja8ynbr wrote
rosie? whoopie? joy?
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simpcatfisher14 t1_ja8yg7p wrote
Reply to What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
*babies
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DutchOfBurdock t1_ja8y73a wrote
Reply to My mom used to tuck me in when I was young by Psyman2
What's that between your le... OHHH MY GOD!
DylansDad t1_ja8y6zy wrote
Reply to comment by J_hoff in The captain asks a seamen to tell him how "2" is written in Latin. by Anaklysmos12345
There are latin numerals too, but they're basically the same thing.
PhoenixGamer34 t1_ja90kuy wrote
Reply to How to start ascending a flight of stairs: by KeckyOK
Take off initiated!