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leonscum t1_ja8y4fq wrote
Reply to comment by bigghimself in What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
with their bills of course
Faesharaa t1_ja8xwuu wrote
A turkey
absol2019 t1_ja8xvml wrote
Reply to comment by aroace_wolf_boi in An engineer dies and goes up to heaven. by MadisonPearGarden
68 FAHRENHEIT
IdentittyTheftNoJoke t1_ja8xn94 wrote
Reply to What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
Eggstasy
polarpup666 t1_ja8xjco wrote
Reply to What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
Pure hovis white.
legallyalienated t1_ja8xaa0 wrote
Reply to comment by Upper_Adeptness_3636 in What goes in hard and dry but comes out soft and wet? by ChurchOfAdonitology
Note to self - don’t read r/Jokes during lunch hour .. ever again!
TheVyper3377 t1_ja8x2r9 wrote
Reply to How to start ascending a flight of stairs: by KeckyOK
How to fall down a flight of stairs:
Step 1.
Step 3.
Step 6.
Step 10.
Floor.
Cybear_Tron t1_ja8x0e5 wrote
Reply to comment by RitaPoole56 in An engineer dies and goes up to heaven. by MadisonPearGarden
It's basically a buffet! But in his favour, I am the best.
Cybear_Tron t1_ja8wx7t wrote
Reply to comment by unopoularopinion in An engineer dies and goes up to heaven. by MadisonPearGarden
Damn.
Engage69 t1_ja8wo0g wrote
Alright then, keep your secrets.
Archelon_ischyros t1_ja8w94y wrote
Reply to Roses are red, Violets are blue… by Glad-Passenger-9408
That doesn't rhyme at all.
Mindless-Calendar-20 t1_ja8w3v4 wrote
Reply to comment by Chiefcoldbeer1006 in An actual joke that was told by Jews during World War II by hraeswelg
Obviously not many cinema fans on Reddit today my friend. But don’t give up, nothing is over until we decide it is!!
aroace_wolf_boi t1_ja8w2g3 wrote
68 is way too warm about 10 is fine
SuzyLouWhoo t1_ja8vyzc wrote
A couple dies in a car crash just weeks before their wedding. When they get to heaven, they ask St. Peter, “can we get married here in heaven?”
He says “hmmmmm…. Let me look I to it”
For days, weeks, months, they pester him but the answer is always the same. “I’m looking into it”
Until finally one day 2 years later St Peter approaches the couple and says they may get married. They have a beautiful ceremony, and are very happy.
For about 50 years.
Now they’re sick to death of each other, and they once again go to St Peter: “Can we get a divorce in heaven?”
To which he exclaims: “It took me two years to find a priest up here!! It’s going to take forever to find a lawyer!!”
Fast-Membership-8215 t1_ja8vax4 wrote
Reply to What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
Got any beak?
PhoenixGamer34 t1_ja8va3c wrote
Reply to Roses are red, Violets are blue… by Glad-Passenger-9408
Butter me up, I'm on a roll
mdh431 t1_ja8uzla wrote
Reply to Roses are red, Violets are blue… by Glad-Passenger-9408
Roses are red
And it should be said
That violets are violet
Not fucking red.
DarthSqueaky t1_ja8uwe7 wrote
Reply to What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
r/Angryupvote
HorrorFan1191 t1_ja8upa0 wrote
Reply to comment by Tyfyter2002 in Who’s the Pokémon that can be found in the home of nearly every lonely adult? by jLAuniverse26
Kill him.
MoonMan12321 t1_ja8uojt wrote
Reply to comment by minutelyscoff55 in Roses are red, Violets are blue… by Glad-Passenger-9408
Alzheimer's has you
Dependent_Comfort_93 t1_ja8umc3 wrote
Reply to comment by Idk1mB0red in What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
:0)
Hunting-Hauntings t1_ja8ucd5 wrote
Reply to comment by BeginningUnique6401 in The captain asks a seamen to tell him how "2" is written in Latin. by Anaklysmos12345
He drop on a deck and flock like a FISH!!
Nielsly t1_ja8u3rh wrote
Reply to comment by Lazerius in They DoD realized they have too many Generals. by bigwolf29
But they are unlikely to be at the center point of the pentagon
Boredpanda6335 t1_ja8u1p1 wrote
Reply to Life is like a box of chocolates by rokburok
As a fat person. This made me laugh—
OlDirtyBAStart t1_ja8y6ck wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in "Cell" and its derivatives (Cellular, Cellulose, Cellulite, etc.) are the only English words where the C is pronounced like an S. by tsatsawassa
Sean Connery is shpinning in hish reshting plashe