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Successful_Flan_5975 t1_ja8tlju wrote
Reply to comment by Turboteg90 in What goes in hard and dry but comes out soft and wet? by ChurchOfAdonitology
But stiff and comes out hard in my experience.
Joseph_Stalin111 t1_ja8th9z wrote
Reply to Roses are red, Violets are blue… by Glad-Passenger-9408
"Your father and I no longer love you"
Sharkn91 t1_ja8tesc wrote
A scrotum totem?
FaithPainkiller t1_ja8t950 wrote
Reply to comment by g_lenn_o in What goes in hard and dry but comes out soft and wet? by ChurchOfAdonitology
That’s the vomit on his sweater already
peeper_77 t1_ja8t7wv wrote
Reply to Roses are red, Violets are blue… by Glad-Passenger-9408
Some poems rhyme...and some don't
drumorgan t1_ja8t5y9 wrote
Reply to Roses are red, Violets are blue… by Glad-Passenger-9408
I'm not writing this joke
why don't you?
rxricks t1_ja8t2mv wrote
Reply to What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
Duck walks into a pharmacy to get some chapstick. He says "Put it on my bill".
Time_for_coffee17 t1_ja8ssk4 wrote
Reply to Roses are red, Violets are blue… by Glad-Passenger-9408
You take that top off, and you do it too
99KV99 t1_ja8ssa9 wrote
Reply to comment by Round_Nerve7948 in Two blondes are in a lift together by hraeswelg
The blonde:
Historical_Sound_751 t1_ja8spq2 wrote
Act of God is an exception 🤣
AdequateEddy t1_ja8snyd wrote
Reply to What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
heroin.
QuackingQuackeroo t1_ja8sks5 wrote
Reply to What do you call a blind fascist? by toothyninja13
Mus-no-see-ni!
... I'm sorry
NotLeeHarveyOwsald t1_ja8siq3 wrote
Reply to What do you call a blind fascist? by toothyninja13
Blind and based
BeginningUnique6401 t1_ja8sd2z wrote
Reply to comment by vrenak in An engineer dies and goes up to heaven. by MadisonPearGarden
I thought it's a word play with the word "sue" like maybe there's a definition I don't know about
Radiant-Elevator t1_ja8sckx wrote
Reply to What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
I've seen them on Huron
BeginningUnique6401 t1_ja8s4pb wrote
Reply to comment by vrenak in An engineer dies and goes up to heaven. by MadisonPearGarden
Haha got it
vrenak t1_ja8s1j2 wrote
Reply to comment by BeginningUnique6401 in An engineer dies and goes up to heaven. by MadisonPearGarden
Lawyers evil, lawyers all in hell...
Repulsive_Topic348 t1_ja8rvw3 wrote
Reply to What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
Quackhead
BeginningUnique6401 t1_ja8rvrn wrote
Reply to comment by AE_WILLIAMS in The captain asks a seamen to tell him how "2" is written in Latin. by Anaklysmos12345
Absorbant and yellow and porous is he...
perspectivecheck2022 t1_ja8rqjp wrote
Reply to How to start ascending a flight of stairs: by KeckyOK
Nanny state joke.
selfdestruction9000 t1_ja8rnho wrote
Reply to What's a simple method for calculating the number of bees in a beehive? by TargetOfPerpetuity
You’re making this more difficult than it needs to be, just count one bee and multiply by the total number of bees and you have your answer.
TheBlackManX23 t1_ja8rid9 wrote
Reply to Roses are red, Violets are blue… by Glad-Passenger-9408
I’m terrible at this, nice tits
wing_ding4 t1_ja8rdxr wrote
Reply to What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
We have pet ducks and calm them qwackheads
effigy22 t1_ja8rao0 wrote
Reply to Roses are red, Violets are blue… by Glad-Passenger-9408
I'm shit at poetry, show us your tits.
aardw0lf11 t1_ja8to4i wrote
Reply to What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
r/dadjokes material.