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[deleted] t1_ja8r8x3 wrote
Reply to comment by Glittering-Flight-26 in Why don't Jehovah's Witnesses celebrate Halloween? by crispilly
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mikki_butt t1_ja8r7su wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
Another one bites the duck
99KV99 t1_ja8r1ut wrote
Why is it a but? Shouldn’t it be what goes in hard AND comes out wet
YVRJon t1_ja8r0un wrote
Reply to comment by notaliberal2021 in Statistically there are by crispilly
There are now; for a few years, there were four popes/km^(2).
(Area of Vatican City is 0.44 km^(2))
jadmcgregor t1_ja8qze1 wrote
Reply to What's worse than a lobster on a piano? by Metall3x
First dirty joke I ever heard… got of the bus in kindergarten and asked my parents if they wanted to hear a funny joke I heard on the bus… they said no… I asked: What’s worse than a sick elephant sitting on your piano?? A diseased beaver sitting on your organ!!! Then I got to say: see I told you it was funny!!!
vakrka t1_ja8qfoj wrote
Stupidest song quote ever
cloudswarm t1_ja8qcdq wrote
Grammer: present & future tense. To be fair, I believe that to be true for all fiat.
Stickytape777 t1_ja8qb27 wrote
Reply to Roses are red, Violets are blue… by Glad-Passenger-9408
Ahh ahh ahh choo
ganjarocker t1_ja8q9mt wrote
I was expecting something along the lines of head and shoulders
TJ2005jeep t1_ja8q82c wrote
ramen down a dream.
ZongopBongo t1_ja8pwu9 wrote
Tangentially related, I read Maus II last week (I read 1 back in college). Fantastic books, would highly recommend. They're in graphic novel format so even if you don't like reading you can still enjoy them
BeginningUnique6401 t1_ja8psud wrote
I don't get it explain please
Skelly2283 t1_ja8oyiy wrote
Reply to comment by Human_Dependent3749 in What goes in hard and dry but comes out soft and wet? by ChurchOfAdonitology
Spaghetti?
hereforpopcornru t1_ja8olzj wrote
Scrotum Totem
Smart_Ad_7005 OP t1_ja8oljw wrote
Reply to comment by DrRomeoChaire in What's the difference between Ruble and Rubble? by Smart_Ad_7005
...And I finally figured out what’s wrong with my brain...
On the left side, there is nothing right.
On the right side, there is nothing left.
🤣
Chip_the_chip t1_ja8odgi wrote
Reply to What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
High on quack
Lorkenpeist t1_ja8o7i5 wrote
Tide Pods
CK_HAMAD48 OP t1_ja8o52n wrote
Reply to comment by bigghimself in What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
Lol
CynergyDiva t1_ja8o4pe wrote
Reply to comment by CynergyDiva in What goes in hard and dry but comes out soft and wet? by ChurchOfAdonitology
I take that back. I just remembered there’s the other end to consider
bigghimself t1_ja8o2oa wrote
Reply to What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
How do they pay for it?
In bills. Ha!
MadAdam88 t1_ja8o1xr wrote
Reply to comment by Dylsnick in I’m opening a Tom Petty themed Japanese Restaurant by mattisfunny
But you ain't got wings.
kaarellion t1_ja8nwv7 wrote
Rubble is worth more
GuairdeanBeatha t1_ja8njwb wrote
Reply to comment by KitKatDad in What's a simple method for calculating the number of bees in a beehive? by TargetOfPerpetuity
Or you can divide by two, twice.
bogdanbiv t1_ja8nj26 wrote
Reply to comment by bektrip in An engineer dies and goes up to heaven. by MadisonPearGarden
Would this suit be civil or penal?
BeginningUnique6401 t1_ja8radx wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in What do you call a blind fascist? by toothyninja13
As a Jewish person I can confirm the nose.
However, I cannot go over this without stopping for a second and talk about it...
YOU SAID CHARMANDER IS THE BEST?!? IT'S OBVIOUSLY BULBASAUR!!!