Recent comments in /f/Jokes
Wasteland-Scum t1_ja8jyj1 wrote
Reply to comment by Xak_Ev01v3d in What do you call a blind fascist? by toothyninja13
>What you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard.
First day on Reddit?
Desperate-Finance270 t1_ja8jtyd wrote
Reply to comment by ALeaf0nTh3Wind in Roses are red, Violets are blue… by Glad-Passenger-9408
It’s more like a rainbow to be honest… I keep telling to stop changing the colour of the lipstick but in vain
SBAdey t1_ja8jlbf wrote
Reply to comment by bigzahncup in Roses are red, Violets are blue… by Glad-Passenger-9408
Needs work
Kalurael t1_ja8jk5n wrote
Reply to comment by DeWarlock in An actual joke that was told by Jews during World War II by hraeswelg
8pm, gotta be Eastenders
DrRomeoChaire t1_ja8jjzy wrote
Don’t you mean one letter ‘B’?
GuairdeanBeatha t1_ja8jfs4 wrote
Reply to What's a simple method for calculating the number of bees in a beehive? by TargetOfPerpetuity
That’s the hard way. The easy way is to count the wings and divide by two.
BrahmduttFFXI t1_ja8jbrs wrote
I thought this was gona go differently, freaking engineers put bolts behind non related things that have to be disassembled just cause
MaxKepler197 t1_ja8ja6d wrote
Reply to Roses are red, Violets are blue… by Glad-Passenger-9408
Sugar is sweet and so are you
The roses are wilted the violets are dead, the sugar bowls empty and so is your head
Tromboneguy_65 t1_ja8j8ty wrote
Reply to comment by ChickenFeline0 in An engineer dies and goes up to heaven. by MadisonPearGarden
Acknowledged
Will pass the information on
Idk1mB0red t1_ja8ions wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
I find your existence offensive
Silent_Special_9024 t1_ja8ikda wrote
Reply to comment by FormCommercial4754 in Roses are red, Violets are blue… by Glad-Passenger-9408
Aw, why man. I had like 3 other ones in my head but, now this. I'm stuck with it forever.
CK_HAMAD48 OP t1_ja8igtt wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
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[deleted] t1_ja8ic2d wrote
Reply to What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
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Waitsfornoone t1_ja8i7os wrote
The only thing you have to fear is sphere itself.
J_hoff t1_ja8i45u wrote
Did you mean Roman numericals?
Serious_Camera_7039 t1_ja8hydj wrote
Reply to "Cell" and its derivatives (Cellular, Cellulose, Cellulite, etc.) are the only English words where the C is pronounced like an S. by tsatsawassa
You should cease making memes until you have enough information on the topics.
Dylsnick t1_ja8hwqt wrote
Reply to comment by DCzisMe in I’m opening a Tom Petty themed Japanese Restaurant by mattisfunny
I'm learning to fry.
FormCommercial4754 t1_ja8hwfh wrote
Reply to Roses are red, Violets are blue… by Glad-Passenger-9408
I don’t sleep at night bc I’m jerking off to you
Waitsfornoone t1_ja8hn4r wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in What do you call a blind fascist? by toothyninja13
Thus concludes another episode of "Bots gone wild!"
Fred_The_Mando_Guy t1_ja8hlio wrote
Warning: Adorable kid story coming
My friend's son was in kindergarten or first grade and they were learning Roman Numerals. He came back home and sang a little song he knew:
"Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat four"
provingapoint162 t1_ja8hki9 wrote
Reply to comment by Truthful_Azn in An engineer dies and goes up to heaven. by MadisonPearGarden
Ironically this joke is recycled as well
ningroland t1_ja8hkdw wrote
Ok, you gave us your ruble two cents now. Good for you.
PanicGod69 t1_ja8hkd3 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in "Cell" and its derivatives (Cellular, Cellulose, Cellulite, etc.) are the only English words where the C is pronounced like an S. by tsatsawassa
Sure it is.
intheyard305 t1_ja8hj4f wrote
We're on the freeway. You gat my attention now
Waitsfornoone t1_ja8k0p2 wrote
Reply to What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
You quack me up.