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LegoCMFanatic t1_ja8hgui wrote
Reply to Roses are red, Violets are blue… by Glad-Passenger-9408
Roses are red
Violets are blue
This post is a lame joke
And OP, so are you
mitchbie t1_ja8hd8c wrote
Reply to What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
Not Mallardboros?
Hugomilkinson1804 t1_ja8h4ke wrote
A fever dream
Waitsfornoone t1_ja8h46e wrote
Reply to comment by Mockhachiman86 in A farmer drove to a neighbour's farmhouse and knocked at the door... by Gaphumbala
... per each mount.
AE_WILLIAMS t1_ja8h42x wrote
Reply to comment by JustSansder in The captain asks a seamen to tell him how "2" is written in Latin. by Anaklysmos12345
Lives in a pineapple, under the sea (men)!
MadisonPearGarden OP t1_ja8h2ov wrote
Reply to comment by Fit_Wolverine7706 in An engineer dies and goes up to heaven. by MadisonPearGarden
The fact that you had to jump on this thread to add useless information about a canceled project proves you are an engineer
duedamage111 t1_ja8h1te wrote
teenage boys socks before theyre washed
Smart_Ad_7005 OP t1_ja8gxyu wrote
Reply to comment by fm_ua_fm in What's the difference between Ruble and Rubble? by Smart_Ad_7005
YEP😁
MadisonPearGarden OP t1_ja8gs4v wrote
Reply to comment by elegantwino in An engineer dies and goes up to heaven. by MadisonPearGarden
Oftentimes reading a dour comment I still chuckle. Please keep shitposting.
Unkindlyground41 t1_ja8gr8o wrote
Reply to What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
Ahem, what’s up guys?
dukevador t1_ja8gq9j wrote
So a ruble is two dollars now! No way! /s
ManyAd790 t1_ja8gowg wrote
Reply to comment by 15mg_MaleNurse_STAT in An engineer dies and goes up to heaven. by MadisonPearGarden
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intheyard305 t1_ja8gmsh wrote
The beginning of an innovative gay porn
ManyAd790 t1_ja8ggp5 wrote
Reply to comment by rckchkhwk in An engineer dies and goes up to heaven. by MadisonPearGarden
Haha coomer. Hell is in LA
intheyard305 t1_ja8g3kr wrote
Reply to My mom used to tuck me in when I was young by Psyman2
You mom still tucks me in☺️
fm_ua_fm t1_ja8fuul wrote
What’s the currency in Nepal?
Rubble
KarlSethMoran t1_ja8fpfy wrote
Reply to Roses are red, Violets are blue… by Glad-Passenger-9408
On LSD you choose the hue.
heelspider t1_ja8fjnf wrote
Everything served with (sea)weed.
CynergyDiva t1_ja8fhdd wrote
Reply to comment by Turboteg90 in What goes in hard and dry but comes out soft and wet? by ChurchOfAdonitology
Why is your food coming out?
james88499r t1_ja8fa9e wrote
“A duck!”
JustSansder t1_ja8f0lg wrote
Reply to comment by Biz_Ascot_Junco in The captain asks a seamen to tell him how "2" is written in Latin. by Anaklysmos12345
OOOOOOOOOOOO
jetlifesensei t1_ja8f026 wrote
Reply to comment by The_Raptor_Moose in What do you call naked men standing on each other’s shoulders? by ScrunchieEnthusiast
This is what I came to say
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revtim t1_ja8eo8o wrote
Reply to How does a rock pee? by PhysicalScholar4238
I liked this against my will, somehow
CK_HAMAD48 OP t1_ja8hip0 wrote
Reply to comment by mitchbie in What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
I tried to make it original:/