Recent comments in /f/Jokes
pee_diddy t1_ja8eaji wrote
If that doesn’t work out you could open an American Grill
Unable_Occasion_2137 t1_ja8e7ro wrote
Reply to comment by Puzzleheaded_Emu9884 in An engineer dies and goes up to heaven. by MadisonPearGarden
If you explain the joke it's not funny
The-Friendly-Kraut t1_ja8e13u wrote
Reply to Roses are red, Violets are blue… by Glad-Passenger-9408
I am supposed to make a joke, But I don't have a clue.
aripruthi t1_ja8e07o wrote
Reply to My mom used to tuck me in when I was young by Psyman2
Sheldon??
hangdman1978 t1_ja8dysb wrote
Reply to Roses are red, Violets are blue… by Glad-Passenger-9408
How do you do, now bend over dude.
audioinside t1_ja8dw3l wrote
Reply to Roses are red, Violets are blue… by Glad-Passenger-9408
Cliched poems are not jokes. Adieu
[deleted] t1_ja8dtax wrote
Reply to comment by pat700 in My mom used to tuck me in when I was young by Psyman2
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DestructiveBunnies t1_ja8dqhf wrote
Reply to Roses are red, Violets are blue… by Glad-Passenger-9408
Squirtle, I choose you!
Gloomy_Square_6204 t1_ja8djdv wrote
Reply to comment by Superego13itch in What goes in hard and dry but comes out soft and wet? by ChurchOfAdonitology
Yep, but take into account they have a chocolate barrier, so I agree, the dunk needs to be longer to absorb required amount of tea. ☕️
Biz_Ascot_Junco t1_ja8dj1a wrote
Reply to comment by AE_WILLIAMS in The captain asks a seamen to tell him how "2" is written in Latin. by Anaklysmos12345
II, captain
Lance4494 t1_ja8disz wrote
Reply to comment by ProETC in Roses are red, Violets are blue… by Glad-Passenger-9408
Suck it yourself, were through!
SlowerThanLightSpeed t1_ja8dicb wrote
Reply to "Cell" and its derivatives (Cellular, Cellulose, Cellulite, etc.) are the only English words where the C is pronounced like an S. by tsatsawassa
Sounds like something a cephalopod would say.
Holden_place t1_ja8demk wrote
You got lucky with that pun
Lance4494 t1_ja8dcbz wrote
Reply to comment by Randy927 in Roses are red, Violets are blue… by Glad-Passenger-9408
Dee Mentia recently died from alzheimers
gilfromisrael t1_ja8d95w wrote
Reply to what is Heavier Than a Tuna Fish? by sxg_arceuskarp
A zippo is a little lighter tho
Charlie-Bell t1_ja8d6s2 wrote
Reply to comment by CreativestName69420 in How to start ascending a flight of stairs: by KeckyOK
My stairs have 15 steps. What do I do, what do I do? I may never get back down.
Simeon_Petrov1 t1_ja8cx1l wrote
Reply to comment by l_Mr_Vader_l in a kid asks "mommy how are babies made?" by pacatmalan
LOL
Cefour_Leight t1_ja8chf0 wrote
Reply to comment by dapper-dave in A man goes to the bank to apply for a loan by germsburn
True, but I did gently exhale from my nose, which is better than others I see here
Cat_in_the_box2000 t1_ja8cfvt wrote
Gum goes in soft but stiff and comes out hard in my experience
THEdeadboltblues t1_ja8ccwq wrote
Specifically, Triscuts.
Response-Cheap t1_ja8can4 wrote
Reply to Roses are red, Violets are blue… by Glad-Passenger-9408
Did you know that envelopes use semen for glue?
Bruhdale-dingle t1_ja8c9w2 wrote
Hehe, seamen (that’s not funny)
Eva11k t1_ja8c7tw wrote
A sponge
Holden_place t1_ja8c5nv wrote
Well done. I’m going to keep my eye on you
Unusual-Possibility5 t1_ja8eg1e wrote
Reply to What goes in hard and dry but comes out soft and wet? by ChurchOfAdonitology
Unless you lick it first