Recent comments in /f/Jokes
Holden_place t1_ja8bvqz wrote
Very ironic quote considering his singing style.
NoSpankingAllowed t1_ja8bsvn wrote
Reply to comment by robotnique in There are 7.888 billion people on earth by SecurityNo1814
Im absolutely sure they didn't or they were just offended that I brought it up. She does have supporters (some how).
dapper-dave t1_ja8brxs wrote
Reply to comment by Cefour_Leight in A man goes to the bank to apply for a loan by germsburn
Yeah, I recognize the tongue twister, but as the joke’s punch line it’s a pretty weak.
Holden_place t1_ja8bqez wrote
I see what you did there
cdx70 t1_ja8bcfa wrote
Reply to what is Heavier Than a Tuna Fish? by sxg_arceuskarp
Whats heavier? A tuna fish or a tuna feathers? A tuna fish cause fish is heavier than feathers.
_atrocious_ t1_ja8baun wrote
Reply to Roses are red, Violets are blue… by Glad-Passenger-9408
..if i had a tomato, I'd throw it at you. (Actually wrote that to a valentine in elementary school.)
cass3us t1_ja8as7z wrote
Reply to Roses are red, Violets are blue… by Glad-Passenger-9408
Pornhub is down, your moms Facebook will do
Training_Age_Reed t1_ja89yga wrote
Reply to Roses are red, Violets are blue… by Glad-Passenger-9408
PENIS !
DCzisMe t1_ja89wuq wrote
I was gonna say "Wok Right In," but that's more of a Chinese restaurant name. Yours is better.
arjunapratapsingh t1_ja89hnz wrote
What the Fuck 😂
GuairdeanBeatha t1_ja89eiq wrote
Reply to comment by SofEdM in A Muslim martyrs himself and upon death he arrives in Paradise to find his 72 virgins. by nwa747
Even worse than a machine gun, they were holding a wooden ruler.
Accurate-Memory261 t1_ja89beb wrote
Reply to comment by CreativestName69420 in How to start ascending a flight of stairs: by KeckyOK
It all makes sense now
Chiefcoldbeer1006 t1_ja898ir wrote
Reply to comment by Boi_Wunder in An actual joke that was told by Jews during World War II by hraeswelg
The Germans bombed Pearl Harbor.
CreativestName69420 t1_ja891lh wrote
Reply to comment by Accurate-Memory261 in How to start ascending a flight of stairs: by KeckyOK
Step 10
Step 9
Step 8
Etc
EmotionalArt6680 t1_ja88tu7 wrote
Reply to comment by DeWarlock in An actual joke that was told by Jews during World War II by hraeswelg
Ugh all you have to do is Google it. BBC, big black .... I Googled the wrong thing!
uthini_mfowethu t1_ja88ngj wrote
Reply to comment by Tanay747 in The first rule of Assumption Club is by Gil-Gandel
You have friends? Why are you on reddit??
/s
Accurate-Memory261 t1_ja88is7 wrote
Reply to How to start ascending a flight of stairs: by KeckyOK
What about descending 🤔
420247Tye t1_ja88hlh wrote
peter_the_martian t1_ja87q4g wrote
Reply to Roses are red, Violets are blue… by Glad-Passenger-9408
My mom says you’re an asshole
Smart_Ad_7005 t1_ja87pzb wrote
Loved that joke!
sintakks t1_ja87m4d wrote
Reply to comment by calvinnok in What do you call a lizard that can punctuate five times in a row? by AE_WILLIAMS
They also tell me I'm fun at parties.
Ruadhan2300 t1_ja87l33 wrote
Reply to Roses are red, Violets are blue… by Glad-Passenger-9408
Lemons are yellow, poems are hard.
Accomplished_Mix7827 t1_ja87keo wrote
Reply to Roses are red, Violets are blue… by Glad-Passenger-9408
This format was overdone in the '50s, so STFU
sherrifayemoore t1_ja879oj wrote
Reply to what is Heavier Than a Tuna Fish? by sxg_arceuskarp
I could write list that would circle the earth many times of things that are heavier than a tuna fish.
Tanay747 t1_ja8bzhf wrote
Reply to comment by uthini_mfowethu in The first rule of Assumption Club is by Gil-Gandel
had*