Recent comments in /f/Jokes
l_Mr_Vader_l t1_ja87516 wrote
Reply to comment by Simeon_Petrov1 in a kid asks "mommy how are babies made?" by pacatmalan
Well played sire
RonPalancik t1_ja872ih wrote
Tea bag
CapnBeardbeard t1_ja86zqi wrote
Reply to what is Heavier Than a Tuna Fish? by sxg_arceuskarp
A metric tuna fish
Far_Sentence3700 t1_ja86wg3 wrote
So where did they buy the air conditioner? Hell is not just a hot place. Its a place where you're punished for your wrong doing.
Bodgerton t1_ja86utd wrote
Reply to "Cell" and its derivatives (Cellular, Cellulose, Cellulite, etc.) are the only English words where the C is pronounced like an S. by tsatsawassa
I wouldn't wanna censor you this century, but centurion and centennial certainly qualify
intendedLear709 t1_ja86toe wrote
Reply to How does a rock pee? by PhysicalScholar4238
Do you like Pie?
thsuaavatv t1_ja86qrk wrote
Reply to How does a rock pee? by PhysicalScholar4238
If you happen to stroll into a bathroom after him, you can actually smell what the rock was cooking
TimeOk8571 t1_ja86kad wrote
They make a good duo.
sintakks t1_ja86gi0 wrote
Lift a glass off of a table. Yeah, go ahead and do it. Now you just won a tug-of-war with the planet Earth.
HeavyMetalGuaji t1_ja86a0z wrote
Olympic diver?
CleaveIshallnot t1_ja868cb wrote
Reply to "Cell" and its derivatives (Cellular, Cellulose, Cellulite, etc.) are the only English words where the C is pronounced like an S. by tsatsawassa
Don't know if this joke would work for our special & precious friends across the Pacific ... sorry, Atlantic Ocean who live in cities in the U.K.
It'd be nice not to engage in a cycle of non cents cuz it's not central to the joke, and it comes at a price, & as it perpetuates the argument circle.
Zur__En__Arrh t1_ja864iv wrote
Reply to How to start ascending a flight of stairs: by KeckyOK
The only way this joke can go is up!
sintakks t1_ja861ar wrote
Man, you took the words outta my mouth.
longgebt t1_ja85y7p wrote
Reply to How does a rock pee? by PhysicalScholar4238
This hurt me in the soul
AE_WILLIAMS t1_ja85pqj wrote
I can't HEEEARRRR you!?
Buck_Thorn t1_ja85iy7 wrote
You aren't Mr Jones, by any chance, are you?
[deleted] OP t1_ja85cvw wrote
Reply to comment by Ethereal_burn in Fire is cold, yo, stay STILL! by [deleted]
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sagarassk t1_ja85b4n wrote
Stupid Lisa!
seroleg t1_ja853w3 wrote
Reply to Roses are red, Violets are blue… by Glad-Passenger-9408
Hi.
I am Hitler.
Nice to meet
You
Guitar_Strang006 t1_ja84w57 wrote
Reply to What's worse than a lobster on a piano? by Metall3x
Are we talking about an upright piano or organ? I just avoid clams. Lobsters can be taken care of with a pot of boiling water but don't use that for crabs!
OKRealtor t1_ja84vym wrote
Reply to Roses are red, Violets are blue… by Glad-Passenger-9408
....some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.
sujaysukumar t1_ja84szs wrote
Reply to How to start ascending a flight of stairs: by KeckyOK
Woah....slow down mister!
sintakks t1_ja844w8 wrote
Reply to comment by Truthful_Azn in An engineer dies and goes up to heaven. by MadisonPearGarden
What are you talking about? Of all the jokes about lawyers being all in Hell, this is the first time I've ever heard this particular one.
[deleted] t1_ja843bg wrote
Reply to How to start ascending a flight of stairs: by KeckyOK
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Wetz-His-Pants t1_ja878dh wrote
Reply to I couldn’t figure out why the ball kept getting bigger? by That_Ad_378
Guess I should’ve seen that one coming