Recent comments in /f/Jokes
btimmins42 t1_ja7zji0 wrote
Reply to comment by flamingdonkey in Last night I had a dream that I was weightless.. by Response-Cheap
Let's talk about the location of James Webb in the context of zero gravity
lil-carmine t1_ja7zg7m wrote
Reply to comment by Technical-Wedding-85 in a kid asks "mommy how are babies made?" by pacatmalan
Nah really? Didnt realize this /s
patcat21 t1_ja7z7z4 wrote
Reply to Roses are red, Violets are blue… by Glad-Passenger-9408
Enough poems come eat my ass too!
johnathome t1_ja7z2pr wrote
Crusty Jizz sock in the washing machine
69NutinCider69 t1_ja7z1wp wrote
Reply to Roses are red, Violets are blue… by Glad-Passenger-9408
Give me a blumpkin whilst I take a poo!
patcat21 t1_ja7yyq6 wrote
My sweet bread in the coffee!
SofEdM t1_ja7yxe3 wrote
Reply to A Muslim martyrs himself and upon death he arrives in Paradise to find his 72 virgins. by nwa747
I always thought they ended up with 72 Catholic nuns, each holding a machine gun.
thumpngroove t1_ja7yx9l wrote
“Scrotum pole” was what the boys called an uncircumcised penis, during the forced communal showers we endured after middle school PE class!
liquidporkchops t1_ja7ywbx wrote
Reply to Roses are red, Violets are blue… by Glad-Passenger-9408
I am an asshole so fuck you.
missionbeach t1_ja7yu84 wrote
Reply to comment by Kcnflman in An actual joke that was told by Jews during World War II by hraeswelg
TBH, I wish they sent them to their own schools.
Specialist-Act963 t1_ja7ypv6 wrote
A sponge
omeralal t1_ja7yps9 wrote
Reply to what is Heavier Than a Tuna Fish? by sxg_arceuskarp
Wrong, it's Two tuna fish
1ntere5t1ng t1_ja7yjkz wrote
Reply to comment by judojoker in "Cell" and its derivatives (Cellular, Cellulose, Cellulite, etc.) are the only English words where the C is pronounced like an S. by tsatsawassa
Nope
But you've got my serious sympathies as a fellow overthinker
Logchamp44 t1_ja7yj1z wrote
Reply to comment by Suitable_Panic_7558 in What do you call a blind fascist? by toothyninja13
of humor
Hamerynn t1_ja7yipf wrote
Reply to Roses are red, Violets are blue… by Glad-Passenger-9408
I was born human, what happened to you?
BGDDisco t1_ja7yioe wrote
Reply to Roses are red, Violets are blue… by Glad-Passenger-9408
So are your lips, because I strangled you.
judojoker t1_ja7yeue wrote
Reply to comment by 1ntere5t1ng in "Cell" and its derivatives (Cellular, Cellulose, Cellulite, etc.) are the only English words where the C is pronounced like an S. by tsatsawassa
Oh okay I thought there was more too it I wasn't getting lol
ugotamesij t1_ja7y5jo wrote
Reply to comment by Equivalent_Rock_6530 in An engineer dies and goes up to heaven. by MadisonPearGarden
MyHamburgerLovesMe t1_ja7y4pa wrote
Reply to comment by I_Suck_At_This_Too in My wife just stopped and said “you weren’t even listening were you?” by gazzy360
Username checks out?
SofEdM t1_ja7y2fs wrote
Hey Peter Piper!
How goes the pepper picking?
eLizabbetty t1_ja7y1kf wrote
Reply to comment by The_Brick_Is_Parrot in Why don't Jehovah's Witnesses celebrate Halloween? by crispilly
It's good, a positive voice for JW.
1ntere5t1ng t1_ja7xqmd wrote
Reply to comment by judojoker in "Cell" and its derivatives (Cellular, Cellulose, Cellulite, etc.) are the only English words where the C is pronounced like an S. by tsatsawassa
The second line contains "certain" which also contains a c that's pronounced like s
Witty-Pick-666 t1_ja7xa86 wrote
An egg lol
Ant_Diamond64 t1_ja7wt2z wrote
Reply to comment by Opposite_Heron_5579 in An engineer dies and goes up to heaven. by MadisonPearGarden
A shame…
What do you call an empty seat?
A D@mn shame
richmondhill712 t1_ja7zu6v wrote
Reply to "Don't criticise what you can't understand." - Bob Dylan by incredibleinkpen
I can't understand anything he says.