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SnarfbObo t1_ja7whlh wrote

Reply to comment by marykatieonline in Life is like a box of chocolates by rokburok

Life is like a box of chocolates, a cheap thoughtless perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for, unreturnable because all you ever get back for it is another box of chocolates, so you're stuck with this undefinable whipped mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down until there's nothing else left to eat. Sure once in awhile there's a peanut butter cup, english toffee but they're gone too fast and the tastes fleeting. You end with broken bits filled with hardened jelly and teeth shattering nuts, and if you're desperate enough to eat those all you've got left is an empty box filled with useless brown paper wrapping.

You deserve it proper like

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Itchy_Twist152 t1_ja7u4oc wrote

Reply to comment by The_Brick_Is_Parrot in Why don't Jehovah's Witnesses celebrate Halloween? by crispilly

What does restrict the relationship mean? And why would you restrict your relationship with a family member because they’ve had sex out of wedlock? How is that supposed to help? The Bible also says that everyone shall carry their own cross. But yet the elders serve as judges literally on what’s called a judicial panel doling out sentences based on their subjective opinion. You are the problem with JWs, people inside who minimize it’s cult practices so they can feel the comfort of community, not realizing that if they slip up, they’ll get it too. Fucking hate Jehovah’s Witnesses. There is no other religion as cocky in their belief to call it the ‘truth’. Please, keep believing the world is 6000 years old. Fucking quacks.

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