A_Beautiful_Brain t1_ja7qvjp wrote on February 27, 2023 at 1:57 PM

Reply to They DoD realized they have too many Generals. by bigwolf29

You could expand in this and say goes in long hard and dry comes out soft wet and shriveled up - answer still gum most traditional gum is long and flat and the details make it seem even more like the other answer

v8grunt t1_ja7qt2b wrote on February 27, 2023 at 1:56 PM

Reply to "Cell" and its derivatives (Cellular, Cellulose, Cellulite, etc.) are the only English words where the C is pronounced like an S. by tsatsawassa

Celery!

Access-Turbulent t1_ja7qowc wrote on February 27, 2023 at 1:55 PM

Reply to comment by grandBBQninja in Last night I had a dream that I was weightless.. by Response-Cheap

Quite right, too.

[deleted] t1_ja7qok9 wrote on February 27, 2023 at 1:55 PM

Reply to Roses are red, Violets are blue… by Glad-Passenger-9408

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validolik22 t1_ja7qo8j wrote on February 27, 2023 at 1:55 PM

Reply to What do you call a cool rabbit? by [deleted]

George Carlin, baby.

DillDowDong t1_ja7qkhg wrote on February 27, 2023 at 1:54 PM

Reply to My friend is finally getting some help about his sexual addiction to grandfather clocks. by porichoygupto

I Red that as grandfathers cocks

Human_Dependent3749 t1_ja7qh8m wrote on February 27, 2023 at 1:54 PM

Reply to What goes in hard and dry but comes out soft and wet? by ChurchOfAdonitology

spaghet

Gideon_Galahad t1_ja7qdup wrote on February 27, 2023 at 1:53 PM

Reply to comment by BunnyBallz in What goes in hard and dry but comes out soft and wet? by ChurchOfAdonitology

Uncooked ramen bricks

mcramsay t1_ja7qd99 wrote on February 27, 2023 at 1:53 PM

Reply to comment by oundhakar in My mom used to tuck me in when I was young by Psyman2

laughs hysterically

A_Beautiful_Brain t1_ja7qckl wrote on February 27, 2023 at 1:53 PM

Reply to What goes in hard and dry but comes out soft and wet? by ChurchOfAdonitology

Muddy shoes in the washing machine

Henri_Dupont t1_ja7q83v wrote on February 27, 2023 at 1:52 PM

Reply to comment by sub0scillator in what is Heavier Than a Tuna Fish? by sxg_arceuskarp

I was gonna suggest Hell instead of jail, but this guy deserves an upvote just before St Peter pulls the handle that opens the yawning pit.

grandBBQninja t1_ja7q2k3 wrote on February 27, 2023 at 1:50 PM

Reply to comment by Access-Turbulent in Last night I had a dream that I was weightless.. by Response-Cheap

I don’t want to be a jerk, but I will be one anyway… if it was magnesium, it’d be Mg with a capital M.

Redditor_10000000000 t1_ja7q0sc wrote on February 27, 2023 at 1:50 PM

Reply to comment by NickUnrelatedToPost in An engineer dies and goes up to heaven. by MadisonPearGarden

Damn, it's true tbh

smartyyy24 t1_ja7pzi7 wrote on February 27, 2023 at 1:50 PM

Reply to comment by DeWarlock in An actual joke that was told by Jews during World War II by hraeswelg

Not na expert, but during that time British radio was all prohibited because they obviously where anti-nazi

DabJudah62 t1_ja7pz4a wrote on February 27, 2023 at 1:50 PM

Reply to comment by OsoChistoso in Life is like a box of chocolates by rokburok

The down vote? Plllll

ProETC t1_ja7pufa wrote on February 27, 2023 at 1:49 PM

Reply to comment by Kimchi-slap in Roses are red, Violets are blue… by Glad-Passenger-9408

Please give me head so my nuts don’t turn blue!

Overdog_McNab t1_ja7ptbr wrote on February 27, 2023 at 1:48 PM

Reply to comment by Nonsense7740 in My mom used to tuck me in when I was young by Psyman2

2 examples in movies that I can think of are at the end of Ace Ventura and a scene in the Silence of the Lambs where Buffalo Bill dresses up as a "Lady" Hope that helps