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The_Brick_Is_Parrot t1_ja7ohq7 wrote
Reply to comment by eLizabbetty in Why don't Jehovah's Witnesses celebrate Halloween? by crispilly
I don't understand your last sentence, is that good or bad lol
sub0scillator t1_ja7oeza wrote
Reply to what is Heavier Than a Tuna Fish? by sxg_arceuskarp
Go to jail. Go directly to Jail. Do not pass GO, do not collect $200
heypooley t1_ja7oeag wrote
I find Concentration Camp jokes very offensive!!!!!!
My grandfather died in a Concentration camp!!
He got drunk and fell out of the guard tower!!!!!
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dmcohv t1_ja7ntn5 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in What do you call a blind fascist? by toothyninja13
Someone call a doctor Pokémon. WTF is this? I can only assume that the Jews around you, the “abnormal” humans have sucked all the oxygen out of the environment because you thinking and speak like a hypoxic (also read abnormal) human.
tom_zeimet t1_ja7noho wrote
A paper straw.
perspectivecheck2022 t1_ja7nmyv wrote
Reply to A Roman walks into a bar. by ichico13
What an ancient joke.
T-BONEandtheFAM t1_ja7nlxq wrote
Reply to comment by DownerW in My mom used to tuck me in when I was young by Psyman2
Scrolled on for a few and then it hit me
brownies_rgood t1_ja7nh8y wrote
Reply to comment by YourFaveG1rl in An engineer dies and goes up to heaven. by MadisonPearGarden
Nobody likes you.
Do_not_use_after t1_ja7n85b wrote
Reply to Roses are red, Violets are blue… by Glad-Passenger-9408
If I looked like you,
I'd live in a zoo.
Ravenwight t1_ja7n65q wrote
Laundry
Myself_Moody t1_ja7my07 wrote
Reply to "Cell" and its derivatives (Cellular, Cellulose, Cellulite, etc.) are the only English words where the C is pronounced like an S. by tsatsawassa
The thing that is funnier than the joke is that the majority of people are trying to tell different words where C is pronounced as S. Didn't even get the joke, these people. 😂
Quillcy t1_ja7mhuo wrote
Reply to Roses are red, Violets are blue… by Glad-Passenger-9408
Poems are hard, so am I
TheCheeseOnFire t1_ja7mhfd wrote
aknabi t1_ja7mg2d wrote
Reply to "Cell" and its derivatives (Cellular, Cellulose, Cellulite, etc.) are the only English words where the C is pronounced like an S. by tsatsawassa
Well we should celebrate that then
[deleted] t1_ja7lzvz wrote
Reply to comment by Mountainbranch in They DoD realized they have too many Generals. by bigwolf29
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eLizabbetty t1_ja7lw9w wrote
Reply to comment by The_Brick_Is_Parrot in Why don't Jehovah's Witnesses celebrate Halloween? by crispilly
Good points
>It's mainly an American thing, cuz everything is always crazier in America.
America was founded in religious freedom so we have every kind of sect, cult, break away religion, new religions, old religion, and everything in between. Your religious attitude is a good reflection of Jehovah's witnesses.
redcat75 t1_ja7lu2s wrote
A guantanamo bay totem pole
Ogfrebu83 t1_ja7lpw1 wrote
Reply to comment by pork_fried_christ in An actor was on stage playing Macbeth... by Ripcord2
It's only a little Shake-spear.
aj__x3 t1_ja7ljw5 wrote
Soap bar
ForFuckHonor2 t1_ja7lgaq wrote
Reply to comment by BunnyTheCow in a kid asks "mommy how are babies made?" by pacatmalan
Eventually
Illusi t1_ja7lfks wrote
Reply to comment by Erock482 in They DoD realized they have too many Generals. by bigwolf29
An overestimate though. That is about the distance following the Earth's surface. But in 3D the distance is smaller.
The 3D distance, piercing through the Earth, is actually about 6973 miles, or 417,876,814 inches.
This is obtained by taking the geo-coordinates of the Pentagon (38.87091,-77.05588) and around the middle of Vietnam (17.5938,106.4014). Take those angles into the trigonometric functions gives us 3D coordinates around the unit sphere for the Pentagon (0.174398369,−0.758777835,0.62756785) and Vietnam (−0.269156822,0.914433935,0.302266744). With Pythagoras, the distance between those is 1,761306232. Multiply this by the mean radius of the Earth (3958.8 miles) for an approximation of the 3D distance: 6973 miles.
417,876,814 inches would give this general $4,178,768,140,000. That's in 4th place in terms of nominal GDP, between Japan and Germany.
davidtm0 t1_ja7lejh wrote
Onifon t1_ja7lb7z wrote
Reply to comment by lallepot in They DoD realized they have too many Generals. by bigwolf29
When they held his balls in a jar up next to his dick, he knew he messed up.
existential_risk_lol t1_ja7opdd wrote
Reply to Roses are red, Violets are blue… by Glad-Passenger-9408
I took some funny pills And now I can't poo