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jfq722 t1_ja7l5vf wrote
Reply to Roses are red, Violets are blue… by Glad-Passenger-9408
I have split personality disorder, and so do I.
Baiyko t1_ja7kt1r wrote
Reply to comment by OnJetways in Roses are red, Violets are blue… by Glad-Passenger-9408
Best
kosmonavt-alyosha t1_ja7korl wrote
Reply to Roses are red, Violets are blue… by Glad-Passenger-9408
They don’t think it be like it is, but it do.
slamdanceswithwolves t1_ja7kd63 wrote
Reply to comment by Competitive-Ladder-3 in Roses are red, Violets are blue… by Glad-Passenger-9408
My extended warranty?!
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karimamin t1_ja7k6qw wrote
Reply to Roses are red, Violets are blue… by Glad-Passenger-9408
That's racist
Kjata2 t1_ja7k6m9 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in What do you call a blind fascist? by toothyninja13
This is the dumbest fucking thing I've read all week.
Randy927 t1_ja7k6ex wrote
Reply to comment by minutelyscoff55 in Roses are red, Violets are blue… by Glad-Passenger-9408
Al Zheimer recently died from dementia.
ktka t1_ja7k0vt wrote
Reply to comment by doginjoggers in Someone asked me if I knew who Pavlov was… by GrimmBrowncoat
Dingus is plural of dingo. I am one person now according to my therapist. As a dog in joggers, you should know that.
SubnauticaFan3 t1_ja7jzru wrote
Reply to comment by Zeric79 in What goes in hard and dry but comes out soft and wet? by ChurchOfAdonitology
Crisps
RJP2128 t1_ja7jpqh wrote
Reply to Roses are red, Violets are blue… by Glad-Passenger-9408
I've got a knife, get in the van
[deleted] t1_ja7jp00 wrote
Reply to comment by Cybear_Tron in An engineer dies and goes up to heaven. by MadisonPearGarden
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Idkk_59 t1_ja7joqe wrote
Reply to comment by The_Raptor_Moose in What do you call naked men standing on each other’s shoulders? by ScrunchieEnthusiast
r/therealjoke
No_Grocery_1480 t1_ja7jono wrote
Reply to comment by nlmf in An engineer dies and goes up to heaven. by MadisonPearGarden
No, the problem with the joke is - if God gave Peter the wrong list, then lawyers should have accidentally gone to heaven.
ravenousravers t1_ja7jmwn wrote
Reply to Roses are red, Violets are blue… by Glad-Passenger-9408
stick your cock in my arse and get aids too
CARNlV0RE t1_ja7jk9l wrote
Reply to comment by Whollydiscolor593 in My wife just stopped and said “you weren’t even listening were you?” by gazzy360
Unfortunately, he was tortured with Vogon poetry
bucket_brigade t1_ja7jg6x wrote
Also penis
bigjonny13 t1_ja7j6x9 wrote
Reply to Roses are red, Violets are blue… by Glad-Passenger-9408
Reposts are bad, and your joke is too
Ogfrebu83 t1_ja7j01d wrote
Reply to comment by sweenman22 in "Cell" and its derivatives (Cellular, Cellulose, Cellulite, etc.) are the only English words where the C is pronounced like an S. by tsatsawassa
You hit it on this joke.
creydth t1_ja7iyaw wrote
I went to the studio to record a song about my life story,since morning we've been crying with the producer
de_VoYd t1_ja7inoq wrote
Any metal when it goes past melting point
kitkat_kathone t1_ja7injo wrote
Reply to comment by Nonsense7740 in My mom used to tuck me in when I was young by Psyman2
For trans folks/drag performers, you basically kinda...wrap it down and underneath, like you're pulling it in towards your butt. It makes it less obvious there's a bulge there.
carona1234 t1_ja7iiun wrote
Reply to comment by Maxils in They DoD realized they have too many Generals. by bigwolf29
r/subsithoughtifellfor
DeWarlock t1_ja7iecp wrote
Reply to comment by FourteenthCylon in An actual joke that was told by Jews during World War II by hraeswelg
What was on the BBC at the time?
ChickenFeline0 t1_ja7l9zp wrote
Reply to comment by rckchkhwk in An engineer dies and goes up to heaven. by MadisonPearGarden
Hey Satan, we found one