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PygmeePony t1_ja7i4vh wrote
Reply to Statistically there are by crispilly
This joke is going to age like milk.
astropiea211 t1_ja7i2hs wrote
Reply to comment by Boot_Effective in What goes in hard and dry but comes out soft and wet? by ChurchOfAdonitology
Oh god😂
Ethereal_burn t1_ja7hur0 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Fire is cold, yo, stay STILL! by [deleted]
That’s not the flex you think it is. Your generation will never appreciate this. It’s not skillful prose. It seems to be mostly drivel.
External_Appeal_1727 t1_ja7hrya wrote
Reply to comment by Rare_Example_7120 in What goes in hard and dry but comes out soft and wet? by ChurchOfAdonitology
No, you read the question....nowhere is there a reference to food in the question.....so the answer is clearly ....a dick. Ticks all the boxes *pun intended. Not a wrong answer imo
ProtoPlaysGames t1_ja7hrqp wrote
Reply to comment by MadisonPearGarden in An engineer dies and goes up to heaven. by MadisonPearGarden
The hit sequel to “All Dogs go to Heaven”
D00mfl0w3r t1_ja7hq8z wrote
Noodles but ok also gum
Living-Republic-3669 t1_ja7hpq1 wrote
Reply to When you slap Dwayne Johnson's ass by ErenYeager850
Dwayne's Johnson's ass? What the hell!
[deleted] t1_ja7hpau wrote
Reply to I love watching Friends! by liamsitagem
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ProtoPlaysGames t1_ja7hm62 wrote
Reply to comment by FirmlyGraspHer in An engineer dies and goes up to heaven. by MadisonPearGarden
Ohio.
Ogfrebu83 t1_ja7hh0g wrote
Reply to Roses are red, Violets are blue… by Glad-Passenger-9408
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notaliberal2021 t1_ja7h3g2 wrote
Reply to Statistically there are by crispilly
Not any longer.
Superego13itch t1_ja7gyer wrote
Reply to comment by Gloomy_Square_6204 in What goes in hard and dry but comes out soft and wet? by ChurchOfAdonitology
2 seconds hardly seems worth it. Not enough time for any tea/coffee to soak into the biscuit or even melt the chocolate.
Opposite_Heron_5579 t1_ja7gpsd wrote
Reply to comment by MadisonPearGarden in An engineer dies and goes up to heaven. by MadisonPearGarden
Spill da beans!
heelspider t1_ja7gpgr wrote
Reply to comment by cornealDispute in My wife just stopped and said “you weren’t even listening were you?” by gazzy360
I wish I would have read the punchline then.
Cybear_Tron t1_ja7gkgv wrote
Reply to comment by MadisonPearGarden in An engineer dies and goes up to heaven. by MadisonPearGarden
I'd hate to be the Devil's Advocate....
I_Suck_At_This_Too t1_ja7g85h wrote
To be fair some people just start talking and assume you're listening. If you want somebody to listen to you, you have to get their attention first.
Quirky-Ad5417 t1_ja7g1ar wrote
Nice twist, I like it
zharrt t1_ja7fm3n wrote
Reply to Roses are red, Violets are blue… by Glad-Passenger-9408
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Dating is hard,
Please send nudes
PuppyLover2208 t1_ja7fi44 wrote
Oh darn, I always thought it was in the funny bone.
mmnllll t1_ja7fh1y wrote
sponge
FirstSineOfMadness t1_ja7fgm8 wrote
Reply to Statistically there are by crispilly
Holy shit u rite
Edwin1070 t1_ja7ffcs wrote
Reply to Roses are red, Violets are blue… by Glad-Passenger-9408
I'm using my hand But I'm thinking of you
4Plus20MakesHappy t1_ja7fcb4 wrote
Reply to Life is like a box of chocolates by rokburok
It sucks if you have diabetes.
bigwolf29 OP t1_ja7emf4 wrote
Reply to comment by thearticulategrunt in They DoD realized they have too many Generals. by bigwolf29
After dealing with the VA myself, I can say this is accurate.
GroundbreakingRisk93 t1_ja7icc3 wrote
Reply to comment by PygmeePony in Statistically there are by crispilly
Chonky smell bad?