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ShimSladyBrand t1_ja7c9dq wrote
Sponge
justk4y t1_ja7c84g wrote
Reply to comment by ohnodopey in What do you call a lizard that can punctuate five times in a row? by AE_WILLIAMS
LOVING WOULD BE EASY IF YOUR COLORS WERE LIKE MY DREAMS
Gilgamesh72 t1_ja7c5hr wrote
ShockerDog t1_ja7c3z0 wrote
And let’s be real. The engineer didn’t install Shit. They just speculated how it should be installed.
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Reply to comment by DWright_5 in My mom used to tuck me in when I was young by Psyman2
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Gideon_Galahad t1_ja7bkdc wrote
Reply to comment by Mountainbranch in They DoD realized they have too many Generals. by bigwolf29
Hey 🅱️eter!
dibbr t1_ja7bbng wrote
Reply to comment by YesStupidQuestions1 in Life is like a box of chocolates by rokburok
Yeah I knew about that one and a few other ones.
Phenelle1857 t1_ja7bbcl wrote
Reply to comment by B_Crimpysnitch in What do you call a cow in high heels and tiara? by laureire
Epic 🤣
Fun_Let_6140 t1_ja7b3fd wrote
Reply to Roses are red, Violets are blue… by Glad-Passenger-9408
I'm schizophrenic and so am I
SmackEh t1_ja7azlr wrote
Reply to "Cell" and its derivatives (Cellular, Cellulose, Cellulite, etc.) are the only English words where the C is pronounced like an S. by tsatsawassa
With jokes like this, you're sure to remain celibate for a long time.
HerYandere t1_ja7aqkr wrote
Reply to comment by iwhbyd114 in They DoD realized they have too many Generals. by bigwolf29
Claw swipe, wym
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Reply to comment by ChurchOfAdonitology in What goes in hard and dry but comes out soft and wet? by ChurchOfAdonitology
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Switzerland2008 t1_ja7ahxv wrote
Reply to Life is like a box of chocolates by rokburok
Life is like a box of chocolates
You might never know which is the best delicious chocolate and which is the lethally poisonous chocolate.
Legba012 t1_ja7aa84 wrote
Reply to comment by Nonsense7740 in My mom used to tuck me in when I was young by Psyman2
Google “buffalo bill goodbye horses”. You can thank me later.
Webbomynickname t1_ja7a6tx wrote
Reply to Roses are red, Violets are blue… by Glad-Passenger-9408
I'm cold and all of the UK is too.
stopcounting t1_ja7a4xm wrote
Reply to comment by Turboteg90 in What goes in hard and dry but comes out soft and wet? by ChurchOfAdonitology
Worst. Soup. Ever.
flt1 t1_ja7a19t wrote
Reply to A Muslim martyrs himself and upon death he arrives in Paradise to find his 72 virgins. by nwa747
He arrived in heaven and George Washington stopped by, kicked him in groin. Then comes Thomas Jefferson, kicked him in the groin. Patrick Henry was after Thomas, and even Robert E Lee was in line. He turned to Being in charge, wait, wait, what’s going on? Why are they here? Where are 72 virgins? Virgins? No, no, no, 72 Virginians
alchippa t1_ja7a0wn wrote
Reply to comment by Nonsense7740 in My mom used to tuck me in when I was young by Psyman2
well, if she was any successful, you shouldn't see
Azarath_HK t1_ja79z33 wrote
Reply to comment by Technical-Wedding-85 in a kid asks "mommy how are babies made?" by pacatmalan
Thanks Sherlock
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Boot_Effective t1_ja79sd1 wrote
Reply to comment by Hello-mah-baby in What goes in hard and dry but comes out soft and wet? by ChurchOfAdonitology
Please don't shout. Also you might think about using lube.
lallepot t1_ja79h69 wrote
Reply to comment by Onifon in They DoD realized they have too many Generals. by bigwolf29
In that case you’ll need to enter 0 in distance
kittendaddy65 t1_ja79fyt wrote
🤣🤣🤣🤣
sleepismything t1_ja7947a wrote
Reply to comment by crispilly in Why did Jesus really die? by [deleted]
Get a life
cornealDispute t1_ja7chk5 wrote
Reply to My wife just stopped and said “you weren’t even listening were you?” by gazzy360
I do not mind reposts on this sub，but this was posted about 2 days ago.
Still funny tho.