Recent comments in /f/Jokes
[deleted] t1_ja78xut wrote
Reply to comment by Notabot1305 in Roses are red, Violets are blue… by Glad-Passenger-9408
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FirmlyGraspHer t1_ja78ugs wrote
Reply to comment by rckchkhwk in An engineer dies and goes up to heaven. by MadisonPearGarden
Michigan
ChurchOfAdonitology OP t1_ja78tn7 wrote
Reply to comment by REDDITERSK69 in What goes in hard and dry but comes out soft and wet? by ChurchOfAdonitology
Your towels are hard? Might want to wash them
OnJetways t1_ja78lw7 wrote
Reply to Roses are red, Violets are blue… by Glad-Passenger-9408
You finished too early
Like you always do
errol_timo_malcom t1_ja78lgx wrote
KylarSternn t1_ja78kcb wrote
Reply to comment by Erock482 in They DoD realized they have too many Generals. by bigwolf29
It would be significantly cheaper to launch an expedition to exhume his balls, develop the tech to revitalize them, and then reattach them.
silverclovd t1_ja78fny wrote
Reply to comment by czl in "Cell" and its derivatives (Cellular, Cellulose, Cellulite, etc.) are the only English words where the C is pronounced like an S. by tsatsawassa
Hey man, just drop your two cents and cease your presence on this post. In certain times, verbal celebacy is the right way.
[deleted] t1_ja789c4 wrote
czl t1_ja786vf wrote
Reply to "Cell" and its derivatives (Cellular, Cellulose, Cellulite, etc.) are the only English words where the C is pronounced like an S. by tsatsawassa
Humor from the last century?
Practical-Junket-520 t1_ja782r4 wrote
Reply to Roses are red, Violets are blue… by Glad-Passenger-9408
Yeah, great but F U...
OpportunityLife3003 t1_ja7814p wrote
Reply to comment by Truthful_Azn in An engineer dies and goes up to heaven. by MadisonPearGarden
Including what you said aswell!
cunaylqt t1_ja77z1v wrote
Reply to Roses are red, Violets are blue… by Glad-Passenger-9408
I actually left this note for my boyfriend a couple of years ago, on vacation we had come back to the hotel after a particularly vwild night of drinking. Went to bed and sometime in the middle of the night he was either too trashed or was sleepwalking and "lost" the bathroom.
Roses are Red, Violets are blue. forget about jogging, cause you pissed in my shoe.
JustAnotherAndrei t1_ja77y3v wrote
Reply to comment by uhhuhtronny in What do you call naked men standing on each other’s shoulders? by ScrunchieEnthusiast
r/TheRealJoke
Kimchi-slap t1_ja77sv5 wrote
Reply to Roses are red, Violets are blue… by Glad-Passenger-9408
Pornhub is down, your picture will do.
Embarrassed_Belt9379 t1_ja77qgo wrote
Reply to comment by ulfgoatrider in What do you call a blind fascist? by toothyninja13
I was wondering that myself. The jump from ‘stereotypical’ to ‘actual’ was a bit anti-Semitic-y too.
Embarrassed_Belt9379 t1_ja77kci wrote
Reply to What do you call a blind fascist? by toothyninja13
I did not see that coming.
DoctorSquidton t1_ja77it6 wrote
Reply to comment by the_man_inTheShack in An American arrives in Ireland and goes to the nearest pub… by KithAndAkin
No offence, but so are you based on that number
master-virus t1_ja77i8y wrote
Reply to Life is like a box of chocolates by rokburok
Life is like going to the toilet, sometimes it easy, sometimes its painful, sometimes it stinks.
gilfromisrael t1_ja77gdy wrote
Reply to Roses are red, Violets are blue… by Glad-Passenger-9408
Half ass generation is counting on you.
sweenman22 t1_ja77cba wrote
Reply to comment by sweenman22 in "Cell" and its derivatives (Cellular, Cellulose, Cellulite, etc.) are the only English words where the C is pronounced like an S. by tsatsawassa
Lol. Joke category. I’m certain. Lol. 🤣
sweenman22 t1_ja777rm wrote
ulfgoatrider t1_ja774sy wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in What do you call a blind fascist? by toothyninja13
We're just gonna leave that "normal human" comment alone, huh?
LostH21 t1_ja76y35 wrote
Reply to comment by AuntyNashnal in What goes in hard and dry but comes out soft and wet? by ChurchOfAdonitology
Didn’t clean his swimsuit after last time
es5entia t1_ja76wmz wrote
Penis
Imogynn t1_ja790fa wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in "Cell" and its derivatives (Cellular, Cellulose, Cellulite, etc.) are the only English words where the C is pronounced like an S. by tsatsawassa
Well that's a nice little cycle isn't it.