Recent comments in /f/Jokes
litetaker t1_ja76fzo wrote
Reply to comment by Human_Information166 in They DoD realized they have too many Generals. by bigwolf29
r/theydidthemeth
blusilvrpaladin t1_ja76fuy wrote
Reply to Roses are red, Violets are blue… by Glad-Passenger-9408
He asked me to suck it, but I chose to chew
[deleted] t1_ja76dyh wrote
Reply to Roses are red, Violets are blue… by Glad-Passenger-9408
I’m allergic to bullshit, ACHOO!
[deleted] t1_ja76dro wrote
Reply to Roses are red, Violets are blue… by Glad-Passenger-9408
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Desperate-Finance270 t1_ja76716 wrote
Reply to Roses are red, Violets are blue… by Glad-Passenger-9408
My c**k is both Let me stick it in you
mh-travelphotos t1_ja766mi wrote
Reply to Roses are red, Violets are blue… by Glad-Passenger-9408
.. I have five fingers and the middle one is for you.
rs06rs t1_ja766dr wrote
Reply to comment by MisterDecember in They DoD realized they have too many Generals. by bigwolf29
r/foundsatan
Bruhdale-dingle t1_ja76631 wrote
That was quite jammy I’ll be honest
[deleted] t1_ja764zq wrote
Tidesticky t1_ja7640e wrote
But his penis ain't on his body
rckchkhwk t1_ja761ac wrote
Reply to comment by gin_and_toxic in An engineer dies and goes up to heaven. by MadisonPearGarden
Yes, Hell is in America. I believe it's located in Florida right now but it could be Texas
marykatieonline t1_ja75wwy wrote
Reply to comment by SnarfbObo in Life is like a box of chocolates by rokburok
Unfortunately it was 9PM when I read it, so not much left in the day…. Your reply makes it stretch into the week, Have a good week!
bigzahncup t1_ja75pz0 wrote
Reply to Roses are red, Violets are blue… by Glad-Passenger-9408
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Everyone else eats peanut butter
Except my grandmother
She drives a Buick.
Confident_Program_36 t1_ja75ovv wrote
Reply to My mom used to tuck me in when I was young by Psyman2
Can’t imagine what i would do in your situation
mours_lours t1_ja75fpa wrote
Reply to comment by Technical-Wedding-85 in a kid asks "mommy how are babies made?" by pacatmalan
The joke is the misdirection idiot, of course it's not funny if you explain it in plain english
Oshwaflz t1_ja75f3j wrote
i feel like you could say "did you hear about satan?" "no" "yeah apparently he realized hes above the law because he owns the soul of every half decent lawyer" or something to make it shorter
amerkanische_Frosch t1_ja755qe wrote
Reply to comment by Morthra in An engineer dies and goes up to heaven. by MadisonPearGarden
Yep, fair enough, I stand corrected, he is the one "prosecuting" Job.
Nelac-Guile t1_ja7540k wrote
Reply to Roses are red, Violets are blue… by Glad-Passenger-9408
I dreamt I was binAry code when I had the flu
Fit_Wolverine7706 t1_ja753md wrote
I am an Engineer and Was planning on sending this to my colleagues but the punchline ruins it for me.
Commercial_Lock_184 t1_ja750rt wrote
Ice cream bar...
ora00001 t1_ja74yhq wrote
Please SQL yourself out.
Johnthedoer t1_ja74wr3 wrote
Reply to When you slap Dwayne Johnson's ass by ErenYeager850
"Get a piece of the Rock"
Morthra t1_ja74wbc wrote
Reply to comment by amerkanische_Frosch in An engineer dies and goes up to heaven. by MadisonPearGarden
Eh, Satan exists in the OT - the Hebrew root for Satan means “adversary” - but not as a jailer of the damned type deal. Satan is just a role that a being takes to test people’s faith.
Frydendahl t1_ja74k7t wrote
Reply to comment by nlmf in An engineer dies and goes up to heaven. by MadisonPearGarden
The Devil is in Hell to be punished as well?
TheRealVillain666 t1_ja76s09 wrote
Reply to comment by AltJerrawa in They DoD realized they have too many Generals. by bigwolf29
I've visited the sex museum in Amsterdam.
It was interesting.