Recent comments in /f/Jokes
Competitive-Ladder-3 t1_ja74e81 wrote
Reply to Roses are red, Violets are blue… by Glad-Passenger-9408
We’ve been trying to reach you about your car insurance…
Dranks t1_ja7497b wrote
Reply to comment by mrSunshine-_ in They DoD realized they have too many Generals. by bigwolf29
“Left my balls with the sappers round Khe Sahn”
markymadz t1_ja7487p wrote
Reply to Roses are red, Violets are blue… by Glad-Passenger-9408
You should really visit your gynecologist
gndhrv t1_ja747tm wrote
Reply to comment by gin_and_toxic in An engineer dies and goes up to heaven. by MadisonPearGarden
r/usdefaultism
c0dyw0dy27 OP t1_ja74772 wrote
Reply to comment by mattpo1018 in How do computers get drunk?? by c0dyw0dy27
That's nice haha
AE_WILLIAMS OP t1_ja74629 wrote
Reply to comment by NewPartyDress in What do you call a lizard that can punctuate five times in a row? by AE_WILLIAMS
>dragon
Boy, George! You really slayed that!
c0dyw0dy27 OP t1_ja745tp wrote
Reply to comment by Bruhdale-dingle in How do computers get drunk?? by c0dyw0dy27
Very true
c0dyw0dy27 OP t1_ja744t5 wrote
Reply to comment by ByeByeGuyGuy in How do computers get drunk?? by c0dyw0dy27
Indeed
canofmeems t1_ja740pp wrote
Reply to comment by Dylanphile in Why don't Jehovah's Witnesses celebrate Halloween? by crispilly
Not really.
I love science, and the bible is scientific and only contradictory when you add Catholic ritual to it. It has internal consistency and is also scientific. There is a reference to the skin of teeth centuries before teeth enamel was discovered, and also it talks about the "circle of the earth" and how it's suspended upon nothing. And Psalm 139:16 "Your eyes saw even the embryo of me, And in your book all its parts were down in writing" And it was Darwin and his contemporaries that discovered the embryo.
So, it's not as crazy as you'd think.
zeldaguy85 t1_ja73xzt wrote
Pasta
PrA2107 t1_ja73vzy wrote
Reply to Why did the sailor ground his son? by Mkvrgic420
Sorry but you spoiled it completely
Evening-Tomatillo-47 t1_ja73vft wrote
Reply to comment by TuxedoDogs9 in They DoD realized they have too many Generals. by bigwolf29
If he wants to be in the nazi special police then, well I guess he can apply
minutelyscoff55 t1_ja73u78 wrote
Reply to Roses are red, Violets are blue… by Glad-Passenger-9408
At least you do not have Alzheimer's
Notabot1305 t1_ja73ott wrote
Reply to Roses are red, Violets are blue… by Glad-Passenger-9408
Not finishing a joke sucks just like you
Notabot1305 t1_ja73nne wrote
Reply to comment by xilaim in Roses are red, Violets are blue… by Glad-Passenger-9408
Doesn’t even rhyme
PrA2107 t1_ja73lwv wrote
Yo mama
[deleted] t1_ja73kp7 wrote
Reply to Roses are red, Violets are blue… by Glad-Passenger-9408
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xilaim t1_ja73hse wrote
Reply to Roses are red, Violets are blue… by Glad-Passenger-9408
Oscar Pistorius murdered his girlfriend when she surprised him.
Independent_Low614 t1_ja73gki wrote
Reply to Why did the sailor ground his son? by Mkvrgic420
Excuse you, I'm a submariner, so I'm just proud he followed in my footsteps.
doginjoggers t1_ja73c7l wrote
Reply to comment by ktka in Someone asked me if I knew who Pavlov was… by GrimmBrowncoat
That's pavlova, dingus
DudeManDude__ t1_ja73bzt wrote
Reply to Roses are red, Violets are blue… by Glad-Passenger-9408
So are the walls and also my balls
EpiZirco t1_ja73bkg wrote
I always knew that the devil must be the one who sets all the air conditioners to 68 F.
When it’s 95 outside, I don’t want to have to dress like it is January.
Zoomungus t1_ja73ba5 wrote
Jehovah's witness? I never even saw the accident...
Lumpy_Possibility613 t1_ja738u7 wrote
Reply to Roses are red, Violets are blue… by Glad-Passenger-9408
i didn't want to kill myself till i met you!
AE_WILLIAMS OP t1_ja74i2w wrote
Reply to comment by ohnodopey in What do you call a lizard that can punctuate five times in a row? by AE_WILLIAMS
Rumor has it that "In Through the Out Door" was influenced by the Lizard King, when he called Jimmy Page a "pain in the cloaca."
EDIT: Had to change a period to a comma, chameleon.