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calvinnok t1_ja731rv wrote
Reply to comment by NewPartyDress in What do you call a lizard that can punctuate five times in a row? by AE_WILLIAMS
I'm pretty sure neither salamanders nor newts are lizards
doginjoggers t1_ja72zjy wrote
Reply to comment by wingedespeon in Someone asked me if I knew who Pavlov was… by GrimmBrowncoat
Did he have a hole in his neck for saliva (and food) to pour out of?
https://www.iflscience.com/pavlov-s-dog-experiment-was-much-more-disturbing-than-you-think-65729
g0ingb0ing t1_ja72zbv wrote
Toys R Us
Heptapussy t1_ja72tkt wrote
Homo erectus
Hanamiya23234243 t1_ja72rhr wrote
My dick?
TheManBelowHe t1_ja72nd4 wrote
Reply to comment by CookiePush in When you slap Dwayne Johnson's ass by ErenYeager850
Gold!
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Reply to comment by Strange_Specific in My mom used to tuck me in when I was young by Psyman2
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mikeblas t1_ja72aju wrote
Reply to comment by CookiePush in When you slap Dwayne Johnson's ass by ErenYeager850
The mods should pin this comment.
Sterek01 t1_ja722s7 wrote
Reply to comment by babayfish in Why don't Jehovah's Witnesses celebrate Halloween? by crispilly
This is very amusing, well done.
Sterek01 t1_ja71yzz wrote
Here is my sign of appreciation - my up vote
osiversen t1_ja71vzr wrote
After JW came here daily for several weeks, so I began visiting their leader every day on the way home from work. After three days he threaten me with calling the police.
Equivalent_Rock_6530 t1_ja71uxg wrote
Reply to comment by Chemical-Assistant64 in An engineer dies and goes up to heaven. by MadisonPearGarden
r/therealjoke?
Chemical-Assistant64 t1_ja71tqp wrote
Reply to comment by Equivalent_Rock_6530 in An engineer dies and goes up to heaven. by MadisonPearGarden
Something something real joke comments something
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Reply to comment by beanman12312 in An actual joke that was told by Jews during World War II by hraeswelg
One man sad million man stat.
biinroii01 t1_ja71h84 wrote
it could blow up in your face
GoatWarlock t1_ja717z0 wrote
Reply to comment by toothyninja13 in What do you call a blind fascist? by toothyninja13
Both sides are just as guilty…
phillynottgoat t1_ja713pq wrote
Reply to Life is like a box of chocolates by rokburok
They get thrown away
tendies-primary t1_ja70tee wrote
Reply to comment by _gravy_train_ in How is sex like banking? by [deleted]
Extra fees apply to ATM deposits
0R0V0H0 t1_ja70t49 wrote
Reply to What do you call a blind fascist? by toothyninja13
I was gonna say “suicidal” since fascism incorporates violent eugenics, but the pun is a good chuckle, too.
Equivalent_Rock_6530 t1_ja70g11 wrote
Reply to comment by Truthful_Azn in An engineer dies and goes up to heaven. by MadisonPearGarden
Damn, that's a joke in and of itself, well done.
jckbrsh t1_ja70ems wrote
Reply to When you slap Dwayne Johnson's ass by ErenYeager850
(the) Rock(’s) Bottom.
Jamessteve29 t1_ja70dt4 wrote
He will surely have golden contract there
ElGrandeKahuna t1_ja70cus wrote
Reply to comment by DWright_5 in My mom used to tuck me in when I was young by Psyman2
Ace will explain all https://youtu.be/LCwjyTg5p2g
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Reply to When you slap Dwayne Johnson's ass by ErenYeager850
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Derboman t1_ja732va wrote
Reply to comment by mossed2222 in They DoD realized they have too many Generals. by bigwolf29
Yeah the setup is so ridiculous lmao, why not make it a whacky radio contest or something