[deleted] t1_ja6zwq1 wrote on February 27, 2023 at 8:37 AM

Reply to My mom used to tuck me in when I was young by Psyman2

[deleted]

CookiePush t1_ja6zwpt wrote on February 27, 2023 at 8:37 AM

Reply to When you slap Dwayne Johnson's ass by ErenYeager850

Did you wrestle to come up with this punch line? The Rock did.

azorianmilk t1_ja6zsxq wrote on February 27, 2023 at 8:36 AM

Reply to comment by Nonsense7740 in My mom used to tuck me in when I was young by Psyman2

Ask RuPaul. She knows the tuck.

samipersun t1_ja6znx9 wrote on February 27, 2023 at 8:34 AM

Reply to comment by IOwnTheShortBus in Where do dads store all of their jokes? by IOwnTheShortBus

Dad Dad Dademption

Nonsense7740 t1_ja6zncm wrote on February 27, 2023 at 8:34 AM

Reply to comment by amerkanische_Frosch in My mom used to tuck me in when I was young by Psyman2

Ah i see

samipersun t1_ja6zkwa wrote on February 27, 2023 at 8:33 AM

Reply to Why should you never tell a chemistry joke? by stinky_cheese33

One of my all-time fav jokes is chemistry related.
Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, “I’ll have some H2O”. The second says, “I’ll have some H2O too”. The second one dies.

LoopDeDoopLaLoop t1_ja6zjgg wrote on February 27, 2023 at 8:32 AM

Reply to comment by LoopDeDoopLaLoop in They DoD realized they have too many Generals. by bigwolf29

someone actually made it lmao, r/birthofasub

PePziNL t1_ja6zazh wrote on February 27, 2023 at 8:29 AM

Reply to comment by rckchkhwk in An engineer dies and goes up to heaven. by MadisonPearGarden

Found the lawyer

EmulatorGuy3DS t1_ja6z991 wrote on February 27, 2023 at 8:28 AM

Reply to What goes in hard and dry but comes out soft and wet? by ChurchOfAdonitology

Diarrheia

Dickcheese-a1 t1_ja6z7j8 wrote on February 27, 2023 at 8:27 AM

Reply to How do computers get drunk?? by c0dyw0dy27

From w(h)ine of CPU fan.

Dickcheese-a1 t1_ja6ywrw wrote on February 27, 2023 at 8:23 AM

Reply to When was the last time you lost your virginity? by [deleted]

Virgin on ridiculous.

skordge t1_ja6ykli wrote on February 27, 2023 at 8:18 AM

Reply to They DoD realized they have too many Generals. by bigwolf29

I heard a version of the same joke with a Jewish salesman trying to buy cabling for the telephone company he represents.

"I asked them, how much cable does $5 buy me? They say - for five bucks, you can have a length of cable from the tip of your nose to the tip of your dick. Little did they know - I left my foreskin at a synagogue back in Odessa!"

amerkanische_Frosch t1_ja6yjtc wrote on February 27, 2023 at 8:18 AM

Reply to comment by 15mg_MaleNurse_STAT in An engineer dies and goes up to heaven. by MadisonPearGarden

Actually OT doesn’t have Hell (or Satan for that matter).

amerkanische_Frosch t1_ja6ybx5 wrote on February 27, 2023 at 8:15 AM

Reply to comment by Nonsense7740 in My mom used to tuck me in when I was young by Psyman2

I think the idea is that the mother literally tucked the dick so far back that it appeared OP didn’t have one.

MadisonPearGarden OP t1_ja6ybrn wrote on February 27, 2023 at 8:15 AM

Reply to comment by vehino in An engineer dies and goes up to heaven. by MadisonPearGarden

>Could you please rewrite this joke

No.

SkillusEclasiusII t1_ja6y9ry wrote on February 27, 2023 at 8:14 AM

Reply to comment by [deleted] in What do you call a blind fascist? by toothyninja13

Wtf was that

Badass-19 t1_ja6y3k0 wrote on February 27, 2023 at 8:12 AM

Reply to comment by Gloomy_Square_6204 in What goes in hard and dry but comes out soft and wet? by ChurchOfAdonitology

I see, I guess my digestives hate me

MadisonPearGarden OP t1_ja6y07r wrote on February 27, 2023 at 8:10 AM

Reply to comment by KordovaJD in An engineer dies and goes up to heaven. by MadisonPearGarden

The irony is most of the comments from lawyers have been like your comment "LOL classic." Most of the comments from engineers have been "engineers in my field don't do AirCon, this isn't funny."