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MesaHoundJoe t1_ja6xggj wrote
Dried pasta
vincent3878 t1_ja6xfm3 wrote
Reply to comment by MyLifeisTangled in They DoD realized they have too many Generals. by bigwolf29
Laughs in dutch where ceilings are 8ft 6 inch high lmao
PrA2107 t1_ja6xfdd wrote
Huh?
Sad-Neighborhood-313 t1_ja6xd2v wrote
Reply to I have a quantum mechanic... by nagennif
They say he's entangled with some shady business partners.
NickUnrelatedToPost t1_ja6x7n0 wrote
Reply to comment by nlmf in An engineer dies and goes up to heaven. by MadisonPearGarden
Because he's actually the good guy. God is the sadistic asshole.
The_Real_Tippex t1_ja6x5h1 wrote
Reply to comment by RoddytheRowdyPiper in When was the last time you lost your virginity? by [deleted]
āAt least itās not another Chuck Norris jokeā is a concerning sentence.
twiho t1_ja6x3nn wrote
Please explain. We need a sub for explaining jokes thx. Idk how to do it but Iāll be there if you do it.
NickUnrelatedToPost t1_ja6wytx wrote
Reply to comment by gin_and_toxic in An engineer dies and goes up to heaven. by MadisonPearGarden
They invented it.
TheRealTey t1_ja6wwr3 wrote
Reply to comment by gronstalker12 in A cannibal brings a fortune teller home to his wife. by prlugo4162
Thx
caucasoidape t1_ja6wwgs wrote
gross
Collective-Bee t1_ja6wumy wrote
Reply to comment by ComradeGibbon in Why don't Jehovah's Witnesses celebrate Halloween? by crispilly
There are more but yeah, this is a good one.
Missions are another big cult thing. Not too hard to see how a 2 year trip with forced minimal contact for young adults would completely destroy their social ties with people outside their āreligion.ā And minimizing connection with people outside the religion is a huge cult thing.
Then thereās how much control they have over members lives, such as JW Watchtower society only allowing people to read the news that they produce along with many, many other things.
caucasoidape t1_ja6wudz wrote
Reply to comment by BreakingBaIIs in What do you call naked men standing on each otherās shoulders? by ScrunchieEnthusiast
Owch!
caucasoidape t1_ja6wrj4 wrote
I'm just the balls on the dick!
lostsoul0312005 t1_ja6wqrr wrote
Reply to comment by hsvsunshyn in Two blondes are in a lift together by hraeswelg
Oh got it thx
camcow2 t1_ja6were wrote
Wouldn't a scrotum pole just be a penis?
Baiyko t1_ja6w7vv wrote
Me in your mom
Gloomy_Square_6204 t1_ja6w6v7 wrote
Reply to comment by Badass-19 in What goes in hard and dry but comes out soft and wet? by ChurchOfAdonitology
The trick is to only do the 2 second rule
MisterBonerpants t1_ja6vwt8 wrote
I think they meant to say, "when was the first time..." (D.o.B.+ 9 months = sperm making it's entrance). Or is this some kind of Alabama joke I'm too Texas to understand?
RoddytheRowdyPiper t1_ja6vw4v wrote
I mean, at least it's not another Chuck Norris joke...
ShortVibrava t1_ja6vvwv wrote
Reply to comment by MrAmericanEagle in What do you call a blind fascist? by toothyninja13
Can we stop getting butthurt over political affiliations yet?
peb396 t1_ja6vuxm wrote
On my honeymoon.
BANDlCOOT t1_ja6vnc4 wrote
People still have sex while they're pregnant. Due to recovery time, women won't typically be able to have sex after giving birth for a month or more in most cases. It's not called losing your virginity every time you do it.
Hopefully that all makes more sense to you now.
gronstalker12 t1_ja6vn2d wrote
Reply to comment by TheRealTey in A cannibal brings a fortune teller home to his wife. by prlugo4162
Medium rare is a way to order steak A fortune teller/psychic is also called a Medium
skatalite2020 t1_ja6vkww wrote
A penis
Mountainbranch t1_ja6xhh2 wrote
Reply to comment by LoopDeDoopLaLoop in They DoD realized they have too many Generals. by bigwolf29
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