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[deleted] t1_ja6t0pi wrote
Reply to comment by wotmate in My mom used to tuck me in when I was young by Psyman2
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GunsBikesBoozeBoobs t1_ja6sypa wrote
Reply to comment by Professional-Help114 in Why don't Jehovah's Witnesses celebrate Halloween? by crispilly
Not true. They belive what the Bible says; that demons do exist.
15mg_MaleNurse_STAT t1_ja6sxoy wrote
Reply to comment by nlmf in An engineer dies and goes up to heaven. by MadisonPearGarden
Because its not the devil that makes hell horrible, its God. God sends all the people he doesnt like, lile those who mix two kinds of fabrics, or children who tease the bald, to hell.
Satan just lives there, hes chill. He wouldnt want to torture anyone but set them free from tyranny
wotmate t1_ja6sxb1 wrote
Reply to comment by DWright_5 in My mom used to tuck me in when I was young by Psyman2
She kept trying to push his penis back into his body so it would become a vagina
[deleted] OP t1_ja6suww wrote
Reply to comment by Ethereal_burn in Fire is cold, yo, stay STILL! by [deleted]
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Fondestturtle72 t1_ja6sqxc wrote
Twin towers
GunsBikesBoozeBoobs t1_ja6sqel wrote
Reply to comment by canofmeems in Why don't Jehovah's Witnesses celebrate Halloween? by crispilly
Galatians 1:8 is more fitting. It doesn't just apply to just 1 scroll, it applies to anything outside of the teachings of Jesus and the apostles.
Cultural_Attitude_42 t1_ja6socw wrote
Reply to comment by texas1st in An actor was on stage playing Macbeth... by Ripcord2
I really LIKE #47, but #18 was da bomb!
DWright_5 t1_ja6sgxh wrote
Reply to comment by Psyman2 in My mom used to tuck me in when I was young by Psyman2
Gotta tell ya OP. As jokes go, I think it’s pretty lame.
Psyman2 OP t1_ja6scbc wrote
Reply to comment by DWright_5 in My mom used to tuck me in when I was young by Psyman2
It is a joke :)
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Reply to An actor was on stage playing Macbeth... by Ripcord2
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DWright_5 t1_ja6s4yv wrote
Reply to comment by Psyman2 in My mom used to tuck me in when I was young by Psyman2
Ah ok. Never heard the latter before. But really…. This isn’t much of a joke, is it?
Psyman2 OP t1_ja6s2id wrote
Reply to comment by DWright_5 in My mom used to tuck me in when I was young by Psyman2
Tucking it in means being put into bed and covered with a bedsheet, but also putting your dick between your legs. It's a play on words.
gin_and_toxic t1_ja6ruo6 wrote
Huh, the Hell uses Fahrenheit. Should've known...
Mysterious_Pea88 t1_ja6rom3 wrote
Tampon
barkeep9 t1_ja6ro9j wrote
Reply to Life is like a box of chocolates by rokburok
I’m triggered, lol
PM-ME-SOFTSMALLBOOBS t1_ja6rfwn wrote
This joke could be shortened to: There's no lawyers in Heaven
Yandrosloc01 t1_ja6r9r5 wrote
Reply to comment by KordovaJD in An engineer dies and goes up to heaven. by MadisonPearGarden
My favorite is what the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?
One is a scum sucking bottom dweller and the other is a fish.
headloser t1_ja6r95f wrote
For a second, i thought you were talking about all the Russian Generals that Russia keep losing in the war.
ComradeGibbon t1_ja6r8zd wrote
Reply to comment by BigDCanuck in Why don't Jehovah's Witnesses celebrate Halloween? by crispilly
I have a rule about how you can tell if something is a cult or not. It's the answer to the question what happens when you try to leave.
Casper-lucilfer t1_ja6qzzn wrote
Reply to Life is like a box of chocolates by rokburok
Don't touch it too much or you will ruin it
Badass-19 t1_ja6qzds wrote
Reply to comment by Gloomy_Square_6204 in What goes in hard and dry but comes out soft and wet? by ChurchOfAdonitology
Your digestive comes out?
Tinsel-Fop t1_ja6qxu0 wrote
Reply to comment by Tkainzero in They DoD realized they have too many Generals. by bigwolf29
Joke needs to change to "any two body parts," maybe.
AuntyNashnal t1_ja6qsow wrote
Reply to comment by Ogfrebu83 in What goes in hard and dry but comes out soft and wet? by ChurchOfAdonitology
Why was the scuba diver stiff?
pat700 t1_ja6t4pw wrote
Reply to comment by DWright_5 in My mom used to tuck me in when I was young by Psyman2
Wrong