Recent comments in /f/Jokes
lachjeff t1_ja6qqqd wrote
Reply to comment by RolloutTieDispenser in An actual joke that was told by Jews during World War II by hraeswelg
No, it offends me as a comedian
DutchOfBurdock t1_ja6qqe0 wrote
What's long, stiff and full of seaman.
A submarine.
IOwnTheShortBus OP t1_ja6qnrw wrote
Reply to comment by kingfelix333 in Where do dads store all of their jokes? by IOwnTheShortBus
No silly goose, in their dadabase
thearticulategrunt t1_ja6qkiu wrote
Reply to comment by Tkainzero in They DoD realized they have too many Generals. by bigwolf29
Now that sounds like an answer from the VA.
kobold-kicker t1_ja6qjkh wrote
Reply to comment by TheRealVillain666 in They DoD realized they have too many Generals. by bigwolf29
There a penis museum in Iceland
kingfelix333 t1_ja6qgw7 wrote
In their prison wallet
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The_Brick_Is_Parrot t1_ja6q5lw wrote
Reply to comment by PullUpInTheSriLanka_ in Why don't Jehovah's Witnesses celebrate Halloween? by crispilly
I'm a JW, and tbh I've seen some wild things too.
Just keep in mind that we are not all fanatics and force people into religion. It's mainly an American thing, cuz everything is always crazier in America.
Yet, we do "knock on doors" for a reason, which is that it's asked in the Bible. Yall are allowed to listen if you wish, or to insult us if you wish too. To be honest I'd be annoyed too if someone woke me up a Sunday morning to talk to me about God.
About holidays, we don't consider they are "demonic" or idk, we just don't celebrate them, except Easter where we recreate the last meal of Jesus, again because it's asked in the Bible. For other holidays, we don't celebrate them but we indeed know how important it is for other people, which we respect. I personally couldn't ask to be respected as a JW if I wasn't respecting other religions.
If you've read this, feel free to upvote, downvote, or just scroll away. I don't really mind
DWright_5 t1_ja6q4q4 wrote
Reply to My mom used to tuck me in when I was young by Psyman2
I don’t get it. Please explain?
Jagasi t1_ja6q4jk wrote
Reply to comment by B_Crimpysnitch in What do you call a cow in high heels and tiara? by laureire
I’m Jewish, and laughed so hard I couldn’t catch my breath for a solid moment. This is the better answer.
KordovaJD t1_ja6q3p6 wrote
As a lawyer, this is one of my favorite lawyer jokes.
REDDITERSK69 t1_ja6q16p wrote
Thought it was a towel but sure
ohnodopey t1_ja6q105 wrote
Reply to comment by Background_Touchdown in What do you call a lizard that can punctuate five times in a row? by AE_WILLIAMS
IT COMES AND GO-OH-OH-OHSSS!!!!
Truthful_Azn t1_ja6pu4w wrote
R/jokes is so eco friendly that we recycle 100% of the same jokes over and over.
LOUDCO-HD t1_ja6pcfm wrote
Reply to I have a friend that accuses me of pushing him around and talking behind his back by Elegant-Surprise-417
If he ever pisses you off just hide his wheelchair, then we’ll see who comes crawling back.
Ethereal_burn t1_ja6p9ms wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Fire is cold, yo, stay STILL! by [deleted]
Worst chat gpt attempt ever
SnarfbObo t1_ja6p54k wrote
Reply to comment by marykatieonline in Life is like a box of chocolates by rokburok
It's a bit off, I can't believe someone got it, that made my day too :-) Bless you for telling me
wolf805 t1_ja6p39o wrote
Jeez people its not so hard. its obviously a dick! lmao
BreakingBaIIs t1_ja6p2yx wrote
A Tetherballs pole
LoyeDamnCrowe t1_ja6otbj wrote
Reply to Life is like a box of chocolates by rokburok
Life is like a box of rocks.
You never know no which one to smoke first
No-Big2893 t1_ja6olo7 wrote
Reply to comment by samo1366 in An engineer dies and goes up to heaven. by MadisonPearGarden
Alternatively it could be that God switched Engineers with Lawyers so suddenly heaven was swamped. Its kinda funny either way.
theperfectneonpink t1_ja6ol4m wrote
Reply to comment by SpicyC-Dot in An engineer dies and goes up to heaven. by MadisonPearGarden
I started to think they were trolling when I read that “paramount” was capitalized.
Oh. It’s an ad.
officialfartmaster t1_ja6okcw wrote
Reply to comment by DBProxy in What do you call naked men standing on each other’s shoulders? by ScrunchieEnthusiast
Gayffel Tower
PQ01 t1_ja6o15e wrote
At least from nobility.
(Edit: yeah except for XePtF6 etc., I know.)
lachjeff t1_ja6qsik wrote
Reply to comment by Metakit in An actual joke that was told by Jews during World War II by hraeswelg
It would be a lie, but someone was going to