Recent comments in /f/Jokes
chaingun_samurai t1_ja6nfug wrote
Why don't sharks attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
IOwnTheShortBus OP t1_ja6nfom wrote
Reply to comment by novelpayena in Where do dads store all of their jokes? by IOwnTheShortBus
If I made a video game about my jokes it'd be Mad Dad Redemption
Particular_Memory799 t1_ja6n9zc wrote
Reply to Life is like a box of chocolates by rokburok
The dark ones are the healthiest
KombuchaBot t1_ja6n7n2 wrote
Reply to comment by SpelunkerOfButts in An actual joke that was told by Jews during World War II by hraeswelg
Many many butts, no doubt
PQ01 t1_ja6n5az wrote
Dad-dump-tisssssss.
Extension-Camera3668 t1_ja6n1mo wrote
Reply to My mom used to tuck me in when I was young by Psyman2
Can imagine Eddie Murphy using this joke during his standup shows
[deleted] t1_ja6mzjy wrote
Reply to comment by MrAmericanEagle in What do you call a blind fascist? by toothyninja13
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PQ01 t1_ja6mz9u wrote
This is better than it'll get credit for.
DonHippy t1_ja6mpii wrote
Reply to The first rule of Assumption Club is by Gil-Gandel
Yes but where are we going to 40 thousand fidget spinners and a dozen jetskis on short notice.
SpicyC-Dot t1_ja6mof2 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in An engineer dies and goes up to heaven. by MadisonPearGarden
Eh you lost the thread a bit with this comment, makes it too obvious you’re trolling
[deleted] t1_ja6mbks wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in An engineer dies and goes up to heaven. by MadisonPearGarden
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PQ01 t1_ja6m8v7 wrote
Reply to comment by DownerW in My mom used to tuck me in when I was young by Psyman2
Minute and a half later, me too. Now I can't stop chuckling.
Tkainzero t1_ja6m3oj wrote
"where they have a doctor measure the distance between any two points on their body "
The balls are not "on their body"
No money awarded. Case closed
Vast_Cricket t1_ja6m0dk wrote
At least god knows the engineer can change the world.
shangula t1_ja6m0ca wrote
Reply to Why did the sailor ground his son? by Mkvrgic420
for drinking wine cooler not rum
shangula t1_ja6ly98 wrote
ciara
cameron_thought t1_ja6lu4s wrote
Laundry!
Honest_Tie1873 t1_ja6ltok wrote
Reply to comment by HybridTheoryY2K in Did you RVSP your invite to the Procrastinators Club? by rainbowarriorhere
Wait what does RVSP mean. I couldn't figure it out. Even i read it as RSVP automatically.
1_tgt t1_ja6lrrw wrote
Homer is baking now?
DoCrabsThinkFishFly_ t1_ja6lp5g wrote
A sponge
Sander08481 t1_ja6lkb1 wrote
I would do from my mouth to my anus but through the digestive system if possible
mymeatpuppets t1_ja6lgv8 wrote
Reply to comment by dubbzy104 in The first rule of Assumption Club is by Gil-Gandel
It's probably so much more than that, though.
reymonika t1_ja6kyta wrote
That got a chortle from me. ☺️
justadogwithaphone t1_ja6kvcs wrote
Reply to comment by AndersTheUsurper in What do you call a blind fascist? by toothyninja13
Anyone with half a brain knows that fire burns CO2 splitting it into Carbon and Oxygen
Blackout523 t1_ja6nnin wrote
Reply to What goes in hard and dry but comes out soft and wet? by ChurchOfAdonitology
You can also blow it