Recent comments in /f/Jokes
autalley t1_ja6krz0 wrote
Penis
Open_Buffalo7660 t1_ja6kors wrote
Reply to comment by jestice69 in A Muslim martyrs himself and upon death he arrives in Paradise to find his 72 virgins. by nwa747
There goes downtown
Open_Buffalo7660 t1_ja6ki28 wrote
Reply to comment by toothyninja13 in What do you call a blind fascist? by toothyninja13
No their breath stinks like everyone else but they breathE like rockstars
psychedmajor t1_ja6khvm wrote
“i don’t know how to say this but……worcestershire”
AndersTheUsurper t1_ja6kd6i wrote
Reply to comment by KaleidoscopeLow8084 in What do you call a blind fascist? by toothyninja13
You're doing good work out here friend
Idk1mB0red t1_ja6kd2g wrote
Reply to comment by dickpics25 in How do computers get drunk?? by c0dyw0dy27
This came out before the episode did in pretty sure, weird.
kriscsc09 t1_ja6kcl6 wrote
Reply to My mom used to tuck me in when I was young by Psyman2
What a drag.
Xak_Ev01v3d t1_ja6k7oc wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in What do you call a blind fascist? by toothyninja13
What you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this thread is now dumber for having read it. I award you -1 karma, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Boi_Wunder t1_ja6k1cq wrote
Last time I heard this joke, the Japanese bombed pearl harbour
[deleted] OP t1_ja6jv8o wrote
Reply to comment by Ethereal_burn in Fire is cold, yo, stay STILL! by [deleted]
[deleted]
[deleted] t1_ja6juy4 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in What do you call a blind fascist? by toothyninja13
[removed]
NewPartyDress t1_ja6jtxx wrote
Reply to comment by AE_WILLIAMS in What do you call a lizard that can punctuate five times in a row? by AE_WILLIAMS
Iguana suggest you stop before you have to pay the syntax or receive a long sentence for dragon this concept too far.
[deleted] t1_ja6jsyk wrote
Reply to My mom used to tuck me in when I was young by Psyman2
[removed]
RecalcitrantHuman t1_ja6jlnd wrote
On their body. Not off their body. Too easy. I’ll settle for 20%
Improv13 t1_ja6ji1v wrote
A good start
SchizerFaust t1_ja6jbuo wrote
Reply to comment by Zeric79 in What goes in hard and dry but comes out soft and wet? by ChurchOfAdonitology
Beef jerky, mostly
thenewcomputer t1_ja6j5od wrote
Reply to comment by Erock482 in They DoD realized they have too many Generals. by bigwolf29
I would give up my balls for 5 trillion dollars. wow, I'm such a whore, I just learned my price
KaleidoscopeLow8084 t1_ja6iyas wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in What do you call a blind fascist? by toothyninja13
Oxygen isn’t flammable.
Bipedal_Warlock t1_ja6ixj1 wrote
Reply to comment by toothyninja13 in What do you call a blind fascist? by toothyninja13
It’d probably make allergies worse if anything.
More schnozz to let in those lovely allergens
SMM9673 t1_ja6itb4 wrote
Reply to comment by Maxils in They DoD realized they have too many Generals. by bigwolf29
Oh, thank God
It wasn't showing up on my end
timbknight t1_ja6iqec wrote
You knowwww
Maxils t1_ja6ipp6 wrote
Reply to comment by SMM9673 in They DoD realized they have too many Generals. by bigwolf29
it is, r/itcosinedinaflash
Hello-mah-baby t1_ja6injg wrote
WAIT WAIT I KNOW THIS ONE I KNOW THIS ONE ITS WHEN THE PENIS AND THE VAGINA HAVE SEX YEAH I THINK
SMM9673 t1_ja6ij24 wrote
Reply to comment by Maxils in They DoD realized they have too many Generals. by bigwolf29
DAMMIT THAT ONE'S SO GOOD
WHY IS THAT NOT A THING
DownerW t1_ja6kv2x wrote
Reply to My mom used to tuck me in when I was young by Psyman2
Oh noooo, I just got it.