Recent comments in /f/Jokes
Maxils t1_ja6ifkw wrote
Reply to comment by SMM9673 in They DoD realized they have too many Generals. by bigwolf29
it cosined in a flash
crispilly t1_ja6iexa wrote
Reply to comment by sleepismything in Why did Jesus really die? by [deleted]
Let's call that the "jesus eye bleach challenge"! The next internet hype going viral.
Maxils t1_ja6iegt wrote
Reply to comment by largiuss_dickuiss in They DoD realized they have too many Generals. by bigwolf29
r/itcosinedinaflash
Belly84 t1_ja6ibno wrote
Mom's spaghetti
Western-Image7125 t1_ja6iatj wrote
Typical behavior from god - wait till you prove you are useful to his will somehow and only then you get eternal salvation
RolloutTieDispenser t1_ja6i9ml wrote
Reply to comment by missionbeach in An actual joke that was told by Jews during World War II by hraeswelg
And this offends you as a Jewish person?
[deleted] t1_ja6i9gu wrote
Reply to comment by vehino in An engineer dies and goes up to heaven. by MadisonPearGarden
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SpelunkerOfButts t1_ja6i3ec wrote
Reply to comment by missionbeach in An actual joke that was told by Jews during World War II by hraeswelg
You have no idea what my people have been through
fantasylover-animals t1_ja6hhn2 wrote
Reply to comment by whiteknockers in I would tell you a salty joke.... by [deleted]
Yep, gonna go rethink my thing. Sorry!
fantasylover-animals t1_ja6hg5g wrote
Reply to comment by drowned_beliefs in I would tell you a salty joke.... by [deleted]
Yep, I'm an idiot. Sorry!
drowned_beliefs t1_ja6hfnc wrote
Reply to comment by Ok-Entrepreneur-5067 in I would tell you a salty joke.... by [deleted]
Yes, thank you for the further clarification.
fantasylover-animals t1_ja6hdz3 wrote
Reply to comment by huntandhart in I would tell you a salty joke.... by [deleted]
Yep! Sorry lol, Imma go rethink my joke
1000Years0fDeath t1_ja6hazc wrote
Reply to comment by Nonner_Party in Last night I had a dream that I was weightless.. by Response-Cheap
But if op has no mass then they also have no weight, so the joke still works
toothyninja13 OP t1_ja6h6q7 wrote
Reply to comment by MrAmericanEagle in What do you call a blind fascist? by toothyninja13
Of it's a big political party, bag on 'em
SwordofMystery t1_ja6h2mm wrote
the beast with 2 backs.
MrAmericanEagle t1_ja6h27h wrote
Reply to comment by toothyninja13 in What do you call a blind fascist? by toothyninja13
And now let us bag on Democrats…no? Ok, guessing I am the biased one
whiteknockers t1_ja6h0bt wrote
Reply to I would tell you a salty joke.... by [deleted]
Jokes are like frogs.
Lots of fun until you dissect them.
trevb75 t1_ja6gzle wrote
Reply to comment by Textipulator in What do you call naked men standing on each other’s shoulders? by ScrunchieEnthusiast
That would be Chinese scrotum cuffs
wigzell78 t1_ja6gyk2 wrote
Pasta.
0perationFail t1_ja6gw3n wrote
Reply to comment by Ok-Entrepreneur-5067 in I would tell you a salty joke.... by [deleted]
When someone asks you to pass the salt, do you run to the bathroom to grab the magnesium sulfate?
The_Halfmaester t1_ja6gugs wrote
Reply to comment by nlmf in An engineer dies and goes up to heaven. by MadisonPearGarden
"Why would the devil punish you? You're one of his boys! Don't think all the drugs and hookers are going to make their way to heaven..."
vehino t1_ja6gr3q wrote
This joke doesn't make any sense because the devil is bound by the will of the Lord and cannot directly challenge him. God is also all mighty and can release any soul from hell that he wants even though he wouldn't because his judgement is perfect so he wouldn't send someone down there if they didn't deserve it. God is also the creator of all laws and wouldn't require a lawyer of his own because any argument that he would make would be flawless in its logic and absolutely perfect. Could you please rewrite this joke in a way that reflects the Majesty of the alpha and Omega and isnt offensive to those who truly believe in him? Belief in Christ and his victory over Satan is Paramount to living a good life and adherence to his values is the only way to guarantee that we will be born again in the next life and not cast off into eternal darkness to burn forever in unending flame, so it would be really helpful if you would help spread this message.
Thank you in advance and remember God loves you! :)
AE_WILLIAMS OP t1_ja6gi7m wrote
Reply to comment by NewPartyDress in What do you call a lizard that can punctuate five times in a row? by AE_WILLIAMS
The ones that are found in England are Oxford comma chameleons. They have had their semicolon removed.
GlowstoneLove t1_ja6gdzj wrote
Reply to comment by KyleK2000 in They DoD realized they have too many Generals. by bigwolf29
r/mongusmongus
Due_Platypus_3913 t1_ja6ig4n wrote
Reply to comment by wesomg in An actual joke that was told by Jews during World War II by hraeswelg
Why not 6?Would it kill ya?