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_mc_myster_ t1_ja6g6cn wrote
Microwave fries
Ok-Entrepreneur-5067 t1_ja6fqrw wrote
Reply to comment by drowned_beliefs in I would tell you a salty joke.... by [deleted]
NaCl is A salt that just so happens to be used as common table salt.
Salt is actually just a byproduct of any acid-base reaction; there are many different salts.
Ribbedbath30 t1_ja6fqqw wrote
Reply to What do you call a blind fascist? by toothyninja13
Boston is full of hot chicks. Unfortunately, they all go back to China after they graduate.
DieFlavourMouse t1_ja6fcke wrote
Reply to comment by Fodder01 in A cannibal brings a fortune teller home to his wife. by prlugo4162
I'd say not enough
drowned_beliefs t1_ja6fbgz wrote
Reply to I would tell you a salty joke.... by [deleted]
Salt is NaCl. Na by itself is just sodium.
decentlycome t1_ja6f5m0 wrote
Reply to What do you call a blind fascist? by toothyninja13
Nurse Dre, Feminem
toothyninja13 OP t1_ja6f35b wrote
Reply to comment by Responsible_Heart365 in What do you call a blind fascist? by toothyninja13
Same thing
mrgraff t1_ja6f2m3 wrote
Reply to comment by huntandhart in I would tell you a salty joke.... by [deleted]
Seriously. At least wait for the inevitable “I don’t get it.” Then again I don’t think I’ve ever seen a joke with salt in the the set up that wasn’t obviously going to include Na in the punchline.
toothyninja13 OP t1_ja6f2cy wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in What do you call a blind fascist? by toothyninja13
That is interesting. So you breath better if you are Jewish. Maybe it'll help with allergies
IV_Attempts t1_ja6f19t wrote
Responsible_Heart365 t1_ja6f0wa wrote
Reply to What do you call a blind fascist? by toothyninja13
Oh. I thought it was “a Republican.”
Level-Negotiation575 t1_ja6ezwv wrote
Reply to I would tell you a salty joke.... by [deleted]
Salt is NaCl though...
TRJF t1_ja6eyvp wrote
SUMMON THE TROLL
TO SIT ON THE POLE
[deleted] t1_ja6eta6 wrote
Reply to What do you call a blind fascist? by toothyninja13
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redecided t1_ja6este wrote
Your mom at confession.
texas1st t1_ja6es8x wrote
Reply to comment by pork_fried_christ in An actor was on stage playing Macbeth... by Ripcord2
Yeah, I'd like to see #32117 again. It's been so long!
Quick-Setting1937 t1_ja6emp9 wrote
Reply to comment by MacaronOver4543 in Life is like a box of chocolates by rokburok
Mandela Affect
flamingdonkey t1_ja6ekcf wrote
Reply to comment by Milnoc in Last night I had a dream that I was weightless.. by Response-Cheap
If you have zero mass, then you do have zero weight, but the converse is not true. You could have no weight because the net forces of gravity acting on you all equal zero and in that case you could still have mass.
Onifon t1_ja6ejvw wrote
Reply to comment by Erock482 in They DoD realized they have too many Generals. by bigwolf29
They would have to go to Vietnam, find his balls, bring them back to verify, and then measure the distance. It really would only be a few rooms over or the next lab over. That is if the balls were still in tact enough to verify. Otherwise it’s dick to lack of balls which would make the monetary sum undefined and would not be payable. Knowing the government and how they treat some of our vets, they would just claim that the exact location of his balls cannot be confirmed and deny his compensation all together. The marine thought he was being smart but he just screwed himself.
b0ngsm0ke t1_ja6eea8 wrote
Reply to comment by mrSunshine-_ in They DoD realized they have too many Generals. by bigwolf29
You should see what happened to the other guys.
IV_Attempts t1_ja6e80s wrote
Reply to comment by huntandhart in I would tell you a salty joke.... by [deleted]
Agreed
Rich_Two t1_ja6e6e7 wrote
What goes in soft and wet and comes out hard and dry?
Too much gum.
dgm42 t1_ja6e3ci wrote
Reply to comment by Antique_Direction255 in An engineer dies and goes up to heaven. by MadisonPearGarden
The line "Let's kill all the lawyers" comes from a Shakespeare play and is spoken by the villain. It can be interpreted as praise for lawyers because the first thing the villain wants to do when he takes over i get rid of lawyers. Implying that lawyers protect society.
huntandhart t1_ja6e2z3 wrote
Reply to I would tell you a salty joke.... by [deleted]
If you have to explain both the setup and the punch line from the get go, it’s usually time to rethink the joke.
Lem0n_Lem0n t1_ja6gdyg wrote
Reply to comment by Erock482 in They DoD realized they have too many Generals. by bigwolf29
GDP for the marine must mean Gross Distance from Penis