Recent comments in /f/Jokes
OsoChistoso t1_ja6ahqs wrote
Reply to comment by d3brecuQUYup in Life is like a box of chocolates by rokburok
What’s the difference between Jussie Smollet and Simba?
Ones an African lion, and the others a lyin African.
JollyGreenStone t1_ja6ac7k wrote
As my lesbian friend once told me, most women are like pasta: rigidly straight until they get wet.
Responsible_Fox1231 t1_ja69ylb wrote
He was a smart and adaptable man!
Background_Touchdown t1_ja69x77 wrote
It comes and goes.
missionbeach t1_ja69wsv wrote
It's their sense of humor that sustained them as a people for 3000 years.
somejeff_ t1_ja69re8 wrote
I'm waiting til they set a date.
Conscious_Tutor_2422 t1_ja69oo1 wrote
A dead body fed through a chipper
Changingchains t1_ja69mz5 wrote
Reply to What's worse than a lobster on a piano? by Metall3x
Chechen and Chong conflating two commercials in the 70’s:
FDS if he kisses you once will he kiss you again ?
Metakit t1_ja69bgr wrote
Reply to comment by Bobby_Newpooort in An actual joke that was told by Jews during World War II by hraeswelg
I'd say "someone had to" but that would be a lie
NewPartyDress t1_ja699o3 wrote
A spellamander?
Q: What do you call a lizard who knows calculus?
A: Isaac Newt
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Wooden_Professor4342 t1_ja68voe wrote
Bubble gum
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Bobby_Newpooort t1_ja68ocq wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in An actual joke that was told by Jews during World War II by hraeswelg
There we go. Knocked off Reddit’s two favorite shitty Nazi puns that come up every single time
Mistapeepers t1_ja68bjw wrote
Reply to comment by Sahil_32 in I played rock paper scissors against Chuck Norris by [deleted]
Maybe Chuck Norris deleted it.
rvgoingtohavefun t1_ja687uf wrote
Reply to comment by nlmf in An engineer dies and goes up to heaven. by MadisonPearGarden
Because the devil is uncomfortable and causes everyone to suffer along with him because a whiny selfish asshole.
If the devil wasn't so goddamn uncomfortable, maybe he'd be nicer.
PlanetLandon t1_ja683z9 wrote
Reply to comment by Kear_Bear_3747 in Why are Scandinavians so good at swimming? by PunkNerd2007
It is, bud I guess some scandic countries probably have Finnish people who have moved there.
dickpics25 t1_ja67vtj wrote
Reply to How do computers get drunk?? by c0dyw0dy27
Somebody saw The Last of Us tonight....
Spinnerbowl t1_ja67or3 wrote
Reply to comment by Tromboneguy_65 in They DoD realized they have too many Generals. by bigwolf29
r/foundtheSHUTTHEFUCKUP
blackmexicans t1_ja675bc wrote
Noodles
7roses-for-humanity t1_ja672xw wrote
Reply to Life is like a box of chocolates by rokburok
Wtf
Tromboneguy_65 t1_ja66wiy wrote
Reply to comment by KyleK2000 in They DoD realized they have too many Generals. by bigwolf29
r/foundthemobileuser
Mudgen53 t1_ja66jq8 wrote
Reply to Why is your pig missing a leg? by EganaU
This always reminds me of the one about the truck full of migrant laborers who rolled into the middle of a small town school fire, jumped out and beat the fire out with landscaping tools and hats, saving dozens of lives. Presented with a collection taken up in the helpless but awed crowd, the driver of the truck was asked what they would do with the money.
"Fix the brakes on the truck."
iwhbyd114 t1_ja66hen wrote
Reply to comment by WeNeedToTalkAboutMe in They DoD realized they have too many Generals. by bigwolf29
You'd also have to subtract for finger length.
32lib t1_ja6al6s wrote
Reply to comment by Wolfman_HCC in An engineer dies and goes up to heaven. by MadisonPearGarden
Well he made me,so there’s that…