Recent comments in /f/Jokes
CaptnFiddler t1_ja66cb8 wrote
A golden waterfall
Wolfman_HCC t1_ja669yy wrote
God doesn't make mistakes.
Wild_Albatross7534 t1_ja65pfn wrote
Reply to comment by MadisonPearGarden in An engineer dies and goes up to heaven. by MadisonPearGarden
Even offensive people? /j
TnBluesman t1_ja65mg5 wrote
Fuck. In. FABulous. Thanks for that.
thegreatsquare t1_ja65asu wrote
You'd think the fortune teller would have saw it coming.
emzirek t1_ja65089 wrote
TIL admiral means general in the Navy
Thick_Pipe187 t1_ja64vzo wrote
Reply to comment by GriffordDragunov in My friend is finally getting some help about his sexual addiction to grandfather clocks. by porichoygupto
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I'm glad to hear your friend is finally getting the help they need. It's never easy to ask for help, especially when it comes to something like this, so I'm sure it was a difficult decision. Let's hope that this is the start of a positive journey for them.
Sahil_32 t1_ja64tgd wrote
Man just deleted his account over a bad joke
SuspectedLumber t1_ja64owy wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in An actual joke that was told by Jews during World War II by hraeswelg
teehee
Queasy_Doughnut7507 t1_ja64bva wrote
Sometimes they work. Other times they don't. It's hard to know until you try.
Fodder01 t1_ja63x0c wrote
A medium well fortune teller knows too much
nlmf t1_ja63upq wrote
The problem with this joke is,why would the devil want to make it more comfortable for people in hell?
anarchodenim t1_ja63kly wrote
Reply to comment by Zygomatical in I played rock paper scissors against Chuck Norris by [deleted]
I'm actually a bit sad after reading that.
DonkeyKongsVet t1_ja62pt6 wrote
Reply to comment by Zygomatical in I played rock paper scissors against Chuck Norris by [deleted]
It's because this thread/ Reddit has been every Chuck Norris joke all week and it's turning into take an existing Chuck Norris joke and twist it to make it sound original.
Carb-BasedLifeform t1_ja62h15 wrote
I think in this scenario I'd say the distance between both ends of my digestive system... aren't there like 27 feet of intestines?
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[deleted] t1_ja62aei wrote
Nice lol
frostyjhammer t1_ja61ujh wrote
Reply to comment by Puzzleheaded_Emu9884 in An engineer dies and goes up to heaven. by MadisonPearGarden
Username checks out.
Milnoc t1_ja61q95 wrote
Reply to comment by Nonner_Party in Last night I had a dream that I was weightless.. by Response-Cheap
I challenge! I would state that if you had zero mass, you would also have zero weight in any gravity field. The joke is valid!
Unfair-Morning1734 t1_ja61k5w wrote
Reply to Two blondes are in a lift together by hraeswelg
No probs. I got it. When telling the joke though, a bit of action would help.
nemo_solec t1_ja61jv5 wrote
Reply to comment by onairmastering in An actual joke that was told by Jews during World War II by hraeswelg
A Moshe from Judenrat?
FrReEsEpDeOcMt t1_ja61i9u wrote
Reply to What's worse than a lobster on a piano? by Metall3x
I remember that as what’s better then a rose on a piano. Tulips on your organ
Zygomatical t1_ja61fq1 wrote
I don't even see the attempt at humour here...
sausageslinger11 t1_ja618m0 wrote
You can shoot outlaws…
[deleted] t1_ja66gkn wrote
Reply to A cannibal brings a fortune teller home to his wife. by prlugo4162
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