Recent comments in /f/Jokes
cherryhilljawnz t1_ja60h10 wrote
I use this on every day that ends with y
crash866 t1_ja60ds1 wrote
Reply to Why did the sailor ground his son? by Mkvrgic420
His grades were under water. Below C Level.
JollyGreenStone t1_ja601zk wrote
Reply to comment by onairmastering in An actual joke that was told by Jews during World War II by hraeswelg
In this unpredictable world it sure is nice knowing the best joke is always in the comments.
kamakazi339 t1_ja60057 wrote
Reply to comment by Erock482 in They DoD realized they have too many Generals. by bigwolf29
This is the type of analysis I need.
MyLifeisTangled t1_ja5zzy6 wrote
Reply to comment by Jbwood in They DoD realized they have too many Generals. by bigwolf29
My fiancé is over 6ft and I’m like 5’5” - 5’5.5”
I always say I’m an “Honorary Tall Person” bc I can reach stuff on high shelves that my grandma can’t. Then he touches the ceiling with both his feet flat on the floor and we both say “fuck you” and/or flip him off lol
PullUpInTheSriLanka_ t1_ja5zxpr wrote
My mom’s a Jehovah’s Witness, they don’t celebrate any holidays except for what they call The Lords Evening Meal to celebrate Jesus dying. Holidays are considered demonic especially Halloween and Christmas.
But they also understand (at least my mom’s congregation cuz I seen some WILD Tik Tok’s) that most people’s families only get those days off because it’s common; so they don’t mind if you decide to spend time with them on those days, just don’t participate in the holidays parts.
Fazbear12 t1_ja5zxgl wrote
Reply to comment by FillThisEmptyCup in It’s really hard for me to tell people what my wife does for a living. by porichoygupto
Username checks out
The_Raptor_Moose t1_ja5zmm7 wrote
Indian royalty
Merle_24 t1_ja5zmkf wrote
Pasta
toothyninja13 t1_ja5z4q7 wrote
Excellent joke
luvisinking t1_ja5z4ig wrote
sausageslinger11 t1_ja5z3yf wrote
This joke is clearly half-baked…
taylorkirk4 t1_ja5yvu2 wrote
The difference between a nun and a woman in the bathtub? A nun has hope in her soul.
XxcillianxX t1_ja5yfev wrote
Reply to Life is like a box of chocolates by rokburok
Life is a box of chocolates. Everyone just opens you and takes what u have. Then when you're empty and useless they just throw you away like you're nothing.
GuairdeanBeatha t1_ja5y4mp wrote
Is she an oceanside battery distributor? She sells C Cells down by the seashore?
marykatieonline t1_ja5xqxd wrote
Reply to comment by SnarfbObo in Life is like a box of chocolates by rokburok
Smooth CSM reference! You actually made my day, thank you!
SMM9673 t1_ja5xq5y wrote
Reply to comment by largiuss_dickuiss in They DoD realized they have too many Generals. by bigwolf29
r/itcaughtoninaflath
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... it was this or r/itcaughtoninamath
mojomcm t1_ja5xip4 wrote
Reply to comment by FillThisEmptyCup in They DoD realized they have too many Generals. by bigwolf29
Which is exactly the reason the government gave to avoid paying this massive amount of money
dgm42 t1_ja5xbsu wrote
Biscotti.
Gorp_Fnark_Schmegle t1_ja5wqho wrote
Reply to Life is like a box of chocolates by rokburok
You're not getting any.
1973mojo1973 t1_ja5wp6v wrote
uhhuhtronny t1_ja5wn63 wrote
A double dicker
SnarfbObo t1_ja5w8mt wrote
Reply to Life is like a box of chocolates by rokburok
a cheap perfunctory gift rife with barely edible excuses and the good bits are fleeting at best. What you're left with is a bunch of rubbish in a box to be carelessly discarded.
Adghar t1_ja5w877 wrote
Reply to comment by h3mmy in What did the baker say when he messed up his recipe? by h3mmy
I'm glad you were able to rise to the occasion
rckchkhwk t1_ja60zfs wrote
Reply to An engineer dies and goes up to heaven. by MadisonPearGarden
If he gave St. Peter the wrong list then there is a possibility that lawyers on the wrong list made it in