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shawnp2 t1_ja5vnvj wrote
Noodles? Yes
[deleted] t1_ja5v9jm wrote
Reply to comment by Waitsfornoone in An actual joke that was told by Jews during World War II by hraeswelg
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GriffordDragunov t1_ja5uych wrote
SecurityNo1814 OP t1_ja5ut5z wrote
Reply to comment by J_D21 in There are 7.888 billion people on earth by SecurityNo1814
Google asks Chuck Norris for information
ScrunchieEnthusiast OP t1_ja5ut48 wrote
Reply to comment by Your_Mystery_Man in What do you call naked men standing on each other’s shoulders? by ScrunchieEnthusiast
Ha I like that one!
Antique_Direction255 t1_ja5ukay wrote
Let’s kill all the lawyers, let’s kill them tonight.
civex t1_ja5uijj wrote
Reply to comment by onairmastering in An actual joke that was told by Jews during World War II by hraeswelg
Brutal.
Redbeard4006 t1_ja5ug72 wrote
Reply to comment by Error_Loading_Name in What goes in hard and dry but comes out soft and wet? by ChurchOfAdonitology
Tea bags are hard?
Redbeard4006 t1_ja5ud6j wrote
My first thought was noodles.
Not_My_Final_Forms t1_ja5ub1r wrote
Reply to Who’s the Pokémon that can be found in the home of nearly every lonely adult? by jLAuniverse26
Dido is the answer it’s dido can be anything you want or beed
Numotus t1_ja5u7h3 wrote
Reply to comment by d3brecuQUYup in Life is like a box of chocolates by rokburok
The comma would go after the word "paws" while the tiger would go after you with its jaws
NoSorbet3574 t1_ja5u3wp wrote
almost everything
Opus-the-Penguin t1_ja5twz2 wrote
Reply to comment by Puzzleheaded_Emu9884 in An engineer dies and goes up to heaven. by MadisonPearGarden
It's funnier if you get it up front without an explanation.
Puzzleheaded_Emu9884 t1_ja5tpgg wrote
Reply to comment by MadisonPearGarden in An engineer dies and goes up to heaven. by MadisonPearGarden
Ok
Jbwood t1_ja5tn4z wrote
Reply to comment by MyLifeisTangled in They DoD realized they have too many Generals. by bigwolf29
Me.. being 5'9 with my wingspan measuring 6ft and 2.5 inches. It's a struggle at times.
MadisonPearGarden OP t1_ja5tmi0 wrote
Reply to comment by Puzzleheaded_Emu9884 in An engineer dies and goes up to heaven. by MadisonPearGarden
Lawyers all go to hell
Puzzleheaded_Emu9884 t1_ja5thhs wrote
Reply to comment by samo1366 in An engineer dies and goes up to heaven. by MadisonPearGarden
Oh, that’s it?
robotnique t1_ja5thex wrote
Reply to comment by NoSpankingAllowed in There are 7.888 billion people on earth by SecurityNo1814
Whoever downvoted you didn't get the Marjorie Taylor-Greene reference, I believe.
Six billion illegals with probably nine times that number of genders invading the America States of Necessary Divorce to make your children socialists who are taught by educators in drag about evolution.
BigDCanuck t1_ja5tglp wrote
Was born and raised as one. They are a harmful cult that destroys families. Avoid them!!
sto_brohammed t1_ja5tb7m wrote
It's a joke but there are more generals now than there were in WW2 when the military was much, much larger.
sto_brohammed t1_ja5t43i wrote
Reply to comment by mrSunshine-_ in They DoD realized they have too many Generals. by bigwolf29
samo1366 t1_ja5sygs wrote
Reply to comment by Puzzleheaded_Emu9884 in An engineer dies and goes up to heaven. by MadisonPearGarden
There’s no lawyers in heaven.
KyleK2000 t1_ja5swvi wrote
Reply to comment by SomewaysAlltimes in They DoD realized they have too many Generals. by bigwolf29
R/cursedcomments
hoosyourdaddyo t1_ja5stmd wrote
Reply to An actor was on stage playing Macbeth... by Ripcord2
Shakespeare wrote Macbeth, who wrote this crappy joke?
Unresponsiveskeleton t1_ja5vy76 wrote
Reply to comment by Round_Nerve7948 in What do you call naked men standing on each other’s shoulders? by ScrunchieEnthusiast
A scrotum pole.