Recent comments in /f/Jokes
MadisonPearGarden OP t1_ja5sn72 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in An engineer dies and goes up to heaven. by MadisonPearGarden
Never said civil engineer. Marine engineers do AC and power. So do stationary engineers. Maybe aircraft engineers too. Never said civil lol.
khymbote t1_ja5slws wrote
Pasta and rice
taylorpilot t1_ja5skpl wrote
Ya mom
Puzzleheaded_Emu9884 t1_ja5sel6 wrote
I don’t get it?
dibbr t1_ja5s94c wrote
Reply to comment by MacaronOver4543 in Life is like a box of chocolates by rokburok
I was going to downvote you, but you're absolutely correct! I never realized it was "was".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJh59vZ8ccc
wolfie379 t1_ja5s4j5 wrote
At least they weren’t involved in the infamous Reddenbacher Incident.
A large hyperbaric chamber was built to test the mental performance of personnel under high atmospheric pressure. O-5s and O-6s were performing mentally taxing tasks as the chamber’s pressure was slowly increased to the equivalent of a depth of 600 feet. Unfortunately, the contractor wasn’t told the rank of the people who would be using the chamber, so it was built to the standards of equipment intended for use by lower enlisted.
The door latch failed, the door flew open, and the chamber underwent explosive decompression. Almost every Colonel popped.
Outside-Ad-3406 t1_ja5s4e9 wrote
Id say r/dadjokes needs this
ChurchOfAdonitology OP t1_ja5rpkm wrote
Reply to comment by DirtFoot79 in What goes in hard and dry but comes out soft and wet? by ChurchOfAdonitology
You don't need a lawyer... just be rich... or plead the 5th
mattpo1018 t1_ja5rl5i wrote
Reply to How do computers get drunk?? by c0dyw0dy27
I told your joke to my wife. She smiled politely.
SomewaysAlltimes t1_ja5rj2h wrote
Reply to comment by MisterDecember in They DoD realized they have too many Generals. by bigwolf29
This is a cruel comment.
skovpeter t1_ja5rib9 wrote
Reply to Why is your pig missing a leg? by EganaU
Classic.
ChurchOfAdonitology OP t1_ja5rhq1 wrote
Reply to comment by onairmastering in What goes in hard and dry but comes out soft and wet? by ChurchOfAdonitology
Glad you can tell days... now go look... the full joke is up there
Cultural_Attitude_42 t1_ja5r8wf wrote
Tea -bagged..!
Cultural_Attitude_42 t1_ja5r5rw wrote
Reply to comment by piper63-c137 in What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws? by yacozaragoza
Spousal unit.... Leader Kommander Karen!
DisorganizedSpaghett t1_ja5r5il wrote
Reply to comment by onairmastering in An actual joke that was told by Jews during World War II by hraeswelg
Oldie but a goodie
pork_fried_christ t1_ja5qzz5 wrote
Reply to An actor was on stage playing Macbeth... by Ripcord2
Dude what happened to this sub? It’s been like, knock knocks, chickens, Chuck Norris, and whatever this is for like a week.
Can’t we get back to some good ol reposts here soon?
Cultural_Attitude_42 t1_ja5qx6y wrote
Reply to Why did the sailor ground his son? by Mkvrgic420
That's cold, because F's are above C levels...
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RyanM1977 t1_ja5ql84 wrote
I asked my gf this question and she said “your mom”.
bektrip t1_ja5q5se wrote
as a lawyer, I can confirm that His infernal majesty owns us all.
[deleted] t1_ja5q50n wrote
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nosomthin t1_ja5pwnz wrote
Reply to comment by Substantial-diabetic in a kid asks "mommy how are babies made?" by pacatmalan
You ok? Smoke some of that plant?
TuxedoDogs9 t1_ja5prll wrote
Reply to comment by lostsoul0312005 in They DoD realized they have too many Generals. by bigwolf29
do not add him in the ss, but add a picture of a cat
sassysound t1_ja5pnd7 wrote
Nope plan on doing it TOMORROW
MadisonPearGarden OP t1_ja5srnl wrote
Reply to comment by bektrip in An engineer dies and goes up to heaven. by MadisonPearGarden
Well… everyone is entitled to a defense!