Recent comments in /f/Jokes
Waitsfornoone t1_ja5ka2r wrote
Reply to Why did the sailor ground his son? by Mkvrgic420
The kid is now both grounded and underwater.
seanbrockest t1_ja5k6z6 wrote
Reply to comment by iox007 in They DoD realized they have too many Generals. by bigwolf29
I'm disappointed that there IS a phall.us and it's completely wasted.
AmazingDadJokes t1_ja5jzcc wrote
Reply to comment by Zeric79 in What goes in hard and dry but comes out soft and wet? by ChurchOfAdonitology
The cracker diet
AnxietyIsEnergy t1_ja5jyh3 wrote
A Russian soldier in Ukraine
The_Raptor_Moose t1_ja5jq39 wrote
Leaning Tower of Penis
Round_Nerve7948 t1_ja5jn2h wrote
Oh no, I'm in a crumb-doodle!
Round_Nerve7948 t1_ja5jlx6 wrote
I don't know, what?
Round_Nerve7948 t1_ja5jldo wrote
Reply to a kid asks "mommy how are babies made?" by pacatmalan
She probably didn't expect the answer to be Netflix and chill!
hsvsunshyn t1_ja5jkhq wrote
Reply to comment by lostsoul0312005 in Two blondes are in a lift together by hraeswelg
The first person meant "the other side of your face"; in other words, on your left cheek, not your right. The second one thought she meant "you have the correct cheek, but it is on the inside, not the outside".
Round_Nerve7948 t1_ja5jjox wrote
Reply to Two blondes are in a lift together by hraeswelg
What happened?
Round_Nerve7948 t1_ja5jhzd wrote
Outlaws are wanted!
Round_Nerve7948 t1_ja5jhfg wrote
I don't know, what?
Round_Nerve7948 t1_ja5jguk wrote
Reply to An actor was on stage playing Macbeth... by Ripcord2
He kept screaming, “What’s in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet.”
Round_Nerve7948 t1_ja5jg56 wrote
Yeah? What did you say?
Round_Nerve7948 t1_ja5jfg3 wrote
Ha! That's hilarious!
Round_Nerve7948 t1_ja5jewd wrote
That must have been quite a unique experience!
Round_Nerve7948 t1_ja5jec8 wrote
Reply to The first rule of Assumption Club is by Gil-Gandel
Don't assume anything!
Round_Nerve7948 t1_ja5jcl3 wrote
A moo-derella!
Bruhdale-dingle t1_ja5j9zb wrote
Reply to How do computers get drunk?? by c0dyw0dy27
You know who computers can’t stand? Miley virus,
Also petabytes
original_username_79 t1_ja5j46a wrote
Reply to comment by kaaosperuna in I love watching Friends! by liamsitagem
Do you even know the reference?
Call_of_Tculhu t1_ja5isog wrote
A penis
FloridaFlamingoGirl t1_ja5irmc wrote
Reply to comment by FireFly_209 in What's worse than a lobster on a piano? by Metall3x
When I first saw you on that piano, I KNEW you were no ordinary hamster!
Kwry t1_ja5ir3r wrote
Reply to comment by p17s82 in Life is like a box of chocolates by rokburok
They are very tasty and very worth it. Yummmm!
FireFly_209 t1_ja5ii0d wrote
Reply to comment by ChavLion in What's worse than a lobster on a piano? by Metall3x
But is it eating popcorn?
Ewetootwo t1_ja5kd2d wrote
Reply to comment by onairmastering in An actual joke that was told by Jews during World War II by hraeswelg
Fantastic.