Gaddam 🤨

Moot point these days, friend. Your complaint and all like it are exercises in futility. You will succumb to the repost. In fact, you already have. You see them everywhere and cannot deny yourself the pleasure of rehashed content. You do it because you’re deluded. You’re chasing the dragon of original content and you’ll never be satisfied. You’ll make alt accounts desperately seeking a high that isn't there to be had. It’s a myth. Web 2 is dying. All that remains are the echoes of ghosts repeating shitty jokes to each other and complaining about it to each other. We’re all already dead. We’re just too busy rehashing content to notice.

r/burgerkingstaff

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What's better than daisies on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

2 lobsters

Its hard to write jokes that depend on the pronunciation of homonyms, isn't it?

Thanks I’ll add this to my long list of cow jokes. Tbh it’s a rare medium well done.

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I don’t remember who told me the joke, but I do remember it being told with a lentil. I’m not saying you’re wrong; just that it might have been told incorrectly to me.

Pentagon is a specific place, but I’ll give you the specific location in Vietnam.

Best I can do is $0.50

I'd say the start of my oesophagus to my anus, internally. Something something football field

Teach me then

My sister at her bat mitzvah

Never say never.

Show me proof!

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The joke is, ‟What's the difference between a garbonzo bean and a chick pea?” The reason it is funny is because there is no difference between the two, just different proper nouns for the same thing.

And I prefer, ‟I've never paid to have a garbonzo bean on my face.” as a punchline.

Didnt specify the county in Virginia, or the province in Viet Nam. Sooooooooo Im gonna raise your estimate by $1.00 and totes win.

Lazy, huh, cool, it's Sunday.

You might enjoy reading "What Soldiers Do" - I think you might appreciate the read, you seem well-informed.

Its a tough fucking read, btw.

That good ol black syphilis

$300? Ripped off!

The full joke is there

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