Recent comments in /f/Jokes
AndromedaNative t1_ja5b2vy wrote
Reply to Why did the sailor ground his son? by Mkvrgic420
I like this, but, it should be below C level
skaote t1_ja5awp7 wrote
Washcloth in the shower
Useful_Protection270 t1_ja5aqz4 wrote
Pasta
lostsoul0312005 t1_ja5aljf wrote
Reply to comment by Human_Information166 in They DoD realized they have too many Generals. by bigwolf29
Add me in the ss
db720 t1_ja5aidg wrote
Reply to comment by Turboteg90 in What goes in hard and dry but comes out soft and wet? by ChurchOfAdonitology
Especially noodles
SaskaGoon t1_ja5a9ng wrote
cherryhilljawnz t1_ja5a1os wrote
Reply to comment by dolly3900 in What's worse than a lobster on a piano? by Metall3x
I'll never forget going over this girl's house; I asked her what she wanted to do...she said let's play tulips. Even though I heard this joke before it didn't register but she quickly explained she wanted to put her two lips on my organ
She was not a looker
MacaronOver4543 t1_ja5a14h wrote
Reply to Life is like a box of chocolates by rokburok
Bro it's life was like a box if chocolates
xxxhenrycxxx t1_ja5a10r wrote
Reply to Why did the sailor ground his son? by Mkvrgic420
oh i kinda get it
blakeschluchter t1_ja59y6k wrote
Pasta
iox007 t1_ja59roc wrote
Reply to comment by AltJerrawa in They DoD realized they have too many Generals. by bigwolf29
im disappointed it's not called phall.us
Des8559 t1_ja59ij2 wrote
Reply to comment by bigwolf29 in They DoD realized they have too many Generals. by bigwolf29
A SOG guy got his shot off and captured the nva that did it
onairmastering t1_ja59bie wrote
Moishe Goldberg died and somehow ended up before God.
"I have a Holocaust joke for you" says Moishe.
"Ok, tell me"
So Moishe tells the joke.
God says "I don't get it"
"Well, I guess you had to be there"
timthedriller t1_ja58zsz wrote
Reply to Life is like a box of chocolates by rokburok
Life is like a jar of jalapeños. What you do today might just burn your ass tomorrow
onairmastering t1_ja58nkf wrote
At least tell the full freakin' joke.
someguy1620 t1_ja57s7r wrote
Reply to comment by Jaderholt439 in My best friend Kevin is a legend. He went out and got three blow jobs. by SilentJoe1986
Did you ever blow bubbles when you were younger?
I ran into him the other day and told me to say hi
Pristine_Plate_431 t1_ja57qtr wrote
Cocktower
timthedriller t1_ja57pzo wrote
Reply to comment by Squirrels-on-LSD in Life is like a box of chocolates by rokburok
Username checks out
Agile-Essay-4050 t1_ja57gga wrote
Reply to comment by h3mmy in What did the baker say when he messed up his recipe? by h3mmy
I just got kneed
BunnyTheCow t1_ja570fp wrote
Reply to a kid asks "mommy how are babies made?" by pacatmalan
How Is Babby Formed?
LJBoogersocks t1_ja570ew wrote
Reply to What's worse than a lobster on a piano? by Metall3x
Or:
What’s worse than a dead skunk in your piano?
A diseased beaver on your organ.
Draconic_Soul t1_ja56xek wrote
Reply to comment by Chemical-Routine9893 in What goes in hard and dry but comes out soft and wet? by ChurchOfAdonitology
When I had braces, I actually did this. Especially when the old thread was just replaced by a new/smaller thread. My teeth hurt pretty bad, so I didn't want to have to chew much.
I found it that microwaving frozen slices of bread with peanut butter and chocolate sprinkles made them come out so soft and warm that I didn't even really need to chew at all (as long as I finished it before it cooled down, because after a while it would become pretty tough and hard)
Wingo999 t1_ja56bs6 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Life is like a box of chocolates by rokburok
Roald Dahl has entered the chat.
Mean-Donut-7883 t1_ja5698h wrote
Reply to comment by JeremySparrow in Infidelity upgraded by JeremySparrow
12 to tie, 13 to win
Technical-Wedding-85 t1_ja5b88j wrote
Reply to a kid asks "mommy how are babies made?" by pacatmalan
Basically the joke: Dad plants weed, they smoke it and got so high that hardcore fucked.