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captainzanypants t1_ja55l6f wrote
Reply to What's worse than a lobster on a piano? by Metall3x
A rotten clam in your mouth
DixenSyder t1_ja55gmc wrote
Reply to comment by TheRealVillain666 in They DoD realized they have too many Generals. by bigwolf29
The Scrotuseum
h3mmy OP t1_ja55a22 wrote
Reply to comment by Agile-Essay-4050 in What did the baker say when he messed up his recipe? by h3mmy
Clearly, you didn't knead this.
rasherboy t1_ja559xb wrote
It’s called Ebullism. When there is changes in pressure causing your blood to boil in to gas. Flying at highest can cause it
No_Cartographer_5212 t1_ja5589a wrote
Boiled eggs!
emptybottleofdoom t1_ja556o7 wrote
Reply to comment by EIlenRipley in There are 7.888 billion people on earth by SecurityNo1814
Arnold Schwarzenegger from wish?
ghostninja- t1_ja554kh wrote
Reply to comment by DBProxy in What do you call naked men standing on each other’s shoulders? by ScrunchieEnthusiast
What world do you live in where a bunch of heterosexual men can’t stand on each others shoulders nude? You must not have any friends lol.
HybridTheoryY2K t1_ja552t3 wrote
Reply to comment by VeritosCogitos in Did you RVSP your invite to the Procrastinators Club? by rainbowarriorhere
Haha I figured :)
indyjays t1_ja54x1b wrote
Had a family of JW’s that lived behind us. Every Halloween, they handed out these pamphlets and every day after Halloween their yard was littered with them.
larbearmonk t1_ja54wfj wrote
Reply to comment by AltJerrawa in They DoD realized they have too many Generals. by bigwolf29
Yeah, but the tickets are $1000.
CleaveIshallnot t1_ja54k9x wrote
Mud caked clothes?
Agile-Essay-4050 t1_ja54bgi wrote
I didn't need this.
[deleted] t1_ja54b5e wrote
Reply to What's worse than a lobster on a piano? by Metall3x
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Albionflux t1_ja549pp wrote
Penis after sex
Zokar49111 t1_ja5433l wrote
Reply to comment by mrSunshine-_ in They DoD realized they have too many Generals. by bigwolf29
Bouncing Betty
sausageslinger11 t1_ja53szo wrote
Reply to comment by UN-TRUue in Why did Jesus really die? by [deleted]
Why, is he lost? Is this gonna be like “Where’s Waldo”?
Ethereal_burn t1_ja53pq9 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Fire is cold, yo, stay STILL! by [deleted]
To what?
[deleted] OP t1_ja53m23 wrote
Reply to comment by UN-TRUue in Why did Jesus really die? by [deleted]
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fotosaur t1_ja537wz wrote
Reply to comment by TheRealVillain666 in They DoD realized they have too many Generals. by bigwolf29
It’s a ball to visit
ByeByeGuyGuy t1_ja52zwz wrote
Reply to How do computers get drunk?? by c0dyw0dy27
I'm assuming that they're partial to spiced Ram
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FillThisEmptyCup t1_ja52tft wrote
Reply to comment by Fazbear12 in It’s really hard for me to tell people what my wife does for a living. by porichoygupto
Why are people coming on the sand?
legritadduhu t1_ja52tai wrote
Reply to comment by AltJerrawa in They DoD realized they have too many Generals. by bigwolf29
>The rising popularity of the museum and size of the exhibit
I see what they did here.
mazerakham_ t1_ja560r3 wrote
Reply to They DoD realized they have too many Generals. by bigwolf29
Using his penis was entirely unnecessary, but all the same, I condone the decision.