Recent comments in /f/Jokes
Shaggypezdispense t1_ja52dw4 wrote
Reply to comment by ohbyerly in There are 7.888 billion people on earth by SecurityNo1814
Nah they’re still funny if you don’t just follow the internet’s standard of funny
Roku-Hanmar t1_ja52131 wrote
Reply to comment by Human_Information166 in They DoD realized they have too many Generals. by bigwolf29
r/theydidthemonstermath
CFCYYZ t1_ja51v41 wrote
Reply to comment by GrimmBrowncoat in Someone asked me if I knew who Pavlov was… by GrimmBrowncoat
What hump? (Young Frankenstein)
A_RAND0M_J3W t1_ja51rxb wrote
Reply to comment by tomjam91 in Why did Jesus really die? by [deleted]
Barrens chat flashbacks intensify
FillThisEmptyCup t1_ja51pxr wrote
Reply to comment by Erock482 in They DoD realized they have too many Generals. by bigwolf29
Except it’s not on their body no more.
SingleLifeSingleBike t1_ja51l6m wrote
First time seeing this. Damn. This is astounding
aboradrenege984 t1_ja517op wrote
Actually, being that she is dead she would fall into the category of ground beef...
Firework_Wolfo1752 t1_ja515uc wrote
Reply to comment by ChannelUnusual5146 in Life is like a box of chocolates by rokburok
If you're into that sort of thing, then yeah
Important_Muffin_212 t1_ja515d9 wrote
I like to walk my cow through the vineyard.
I herd it through the grapevine.
Textipulator t1_ja514ho wrote
I would think two guys docking would be called that.
Human_Information166 t1_ja50tyx wrote
Reply to comment by Erock482 in They DoD realized they have too many Generals. by bigwolf29
r/theydidthemath
ChannelUnusual5146 t1_ja50tpz wrote
Reply to comment by Firework_Wolfo1752 in Life is like a box of chocolates by rokburok
A question that I have never asked before: "If being 'pissed off' indicates that you are displeased, would you be extremely joyful to be 'pissed on'?"
EIlenRipley t1_ja50mq8 wrote
Reply to comment by emptybottleofdoom in There are 7.888 billion people on earth by SecurityNo1814
Let’s switch to Arnold Sharzenegger
bankableTwopence19 t1_ja50i77 wrote
Actually she only has one leg now thanks to gangrene.
But thanks for your kindness as she's extremely self conscious about it.
lackadaisical_timmy t1_ja50aib wrote
Reply to Two blondes are in a lift together by hraeswelg
I got it!
xBris18 t1_ja507xe wrote
Reply to comment by Thick_Pipe187 in Life is like a box of chocolates by rokburok
>But it's still a tasty treat, no matter what!
Ah, yes, infants dying from cancer. How tasty. /s
BunnyBallz t1_ja504i2 wrote
Reply to comment by MiceTonerAccount in What goes in hard and dry but comes out soft and wet? by ChurchOfAdonitology
Dry Spaghetti out of the box.
ChannelUnusual5146 t1_ja502no wrote
Reply to comment by d3brecuQUYup in Life is like a box of chocolates by rokburok
Grammarians of the world, UNTIE ! ! !
[deleted] t1_ja4zzbc wrote
Pasta?
[deleted] t1_ja4zvws wrote
Reply to Life is like a box of chocolates by rokburok
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UN-TRUue t1_ja4zs6n wrote
Reply to Why did Jesus really die? by [deleted]
Find God.
Few_Distribution_817 t1_ja4zrb1 wrote
Spaghetti
POV_Change t1_ja4zos8 wrote
Reply to comment by notmyrealnam3 in They DoD realized they have too many Generals. by bigwolf29
Died on delivery
Plo_Koon_317 t1_ja52rb1 wrote
Reply to There are 7.888 billion people on earth by SecurityNo1814
All those people and you still have no bitches