Recent comments in /f/Jokes
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Reply to comment by TheRealVillain666 in They DoD realized they have too many Generals. by bigwolf29
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Hot-Beat7128 t1_ja4yzrs wrote
Dick N. Assus.
Response-Cheap OP t1_ja4ysqk wrote
Reply to comment by Nonner_Party in Last night I had a dream that I was weightless.. by Response-Cheap
Wellp. She ain't the prettiest joke, but she'll get ya there..
Fuzzy_Diver_320 t1_ja4yq1f wrote
Reply to comment by southsamurai in I have a friend that accuses me of pushing him around and talking behind his back by Elegant-Surprise-417
My father-in-law is in a wheelchair. It just read this joke to my mother-in-law and she burst out laughing. Haha. Thanks!
IrishHuskie t1_ja4ygfz wrote
Spaghetti
TheEmeraldKnite t1_ja4yccp wrote
Reply to a kid asks "mommy how are babies made?" by pacatmalan
Well… anyway
[deleted] OP t1_ja4y860 wrote
Reply to comment by crispilly in Why did Jesus really die? by [deleted]
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H8spants t1_ja4y6s5 wrote
I made a group for procrastinators called “Procrastinators Anonymous.”
We haven’t gotten around to our first meeting yet, but we will.
Responsible-Pass7902 t1_ja4y61k wrote
Reply to Life is like a box of chocolates by rokburok
Life like a box of chocolates. Their many kinds and flavors but the more weird shit you put in the more you have to lie and convince yourself it's not going to leave a bad taste in your mouth
sassysound t1_ja4y54p wrote
Reply to The first rule of Assumption Club is by Gil-Gandel
So not fair! I was so excited for a real answer. Now I will have to assume. LOL
[deleted] OP t1_ja4xv0g wrote
Reply to comment by drsideburns in Why did Jesus really die? by [deleted]
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notmyrealnam3 t1_ja4xtxk wrote
they DOD
smkestcklghtn t1_ja4xq6c wrote
Reply to Life is like a box of chocolates by rokburok
You would never buy one for yourself
Parking-Trifle-1593 t1_ja4xo8j wrote
Oh bake off!
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MaxRelaxZone t1_ja4xh77 wrote
Scotch
GundanCyanide t1_ja4x93e wrote
Reply to comment by Firework_Wolfo1752 in Life is like a box of chocolates by rokburok
r/angryupvote
J_D21 t1_ja4x7yh wrote
Who is chuck norris? Educate me I don't wanna google it.
Felinegood13 t1_ja4wxh6 wrote
A wannabe human centipede
Whose_my_daddy t1_ja4wt48 wrote
Lube is your friend
marcocanb t1_ja4wsx9 wrote
Picture 160 Generals running Ft Drum. That's Canada.
avahz t1_ja4ws5k wrote
A classic repost
Chemical-Routine9893 t1_ja4wnbj wrote
Trying to defrost bread in the microwave.
BigTip1306 t1_ja4zjau wrote
Reply to What goes in hard and dry but comes out soft and wet? by ChurchOfAdonitology
Cement ?