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prindacerk t1_ja4vzg6 wrote
Reply to comment by mrSunshine-_ in They DoD realized they have too many Generals. by bigwolf29
Banging all the prostitutes they came across probably gave them the diseases. Not to mention all the village rapes that happened during Vietnam war and the American fathered children left behind when USA left Vietnam.
ABugsLife123456 t1_ja4vysx wrote
Reply to comment by TheRealVillain666 in They DoD realized they have too many Generals. by bigwolf29
All marines visit the MCRD museum before leaving bootcamp, I think during the last week of training.
Rare_Example_7120 t1_ja4vycl wrote
My mind is in the gutter smh
DrRomeoChaire t1_ja4vxet wrote
Reply to comment by piper63-c137 in What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws? by yacozaragoza
Good reference to Rumpole of the Bailey, that’s what he called his wife, Hilda
zharrt t1_ja4vus5 wrote
Spaghetti
[deleted] t1_ja4vpmo wrote
Reply to comment by PixelBits89 in What goes in hard and dry but comes out soft and wet? by ChurchOfAdonitology
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PixelBits89 t1_ja4veyf wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in What goes in hard and dry but comes out soft and wet? by ChurchOfAdonitology
Yes. The punchline is the subversion of this not being the answer
PixelBits89 t1_ja4vbld wrote
Reply to comment by Turboteg90 in What goes in hard and dry but comes out soft and wet? by ChurchOfAdonitology
For some people it still comes out hard and dry. Or just won’t come out…
[deleted] t1_ja4vajs wrote
any nut tho i dont like the way it comes out
WhoSc3w3dDaP00ch t1_ja4v7i2 wrote
Reply to comment by tuvar_hiede in They DoD realized they have too many Generals. by bigwolf29
Vietcong were also known to put excrement on spike traps to ensure a nasty infection.
threeducksinatrench t1_ja4uvxx wrote
Reply to what's a duck's favorite snack? by hufflesnuff
They're expensive though so they need to put it on their bill
JackieTreehorn79 t1_ja4uubj wrote
Sausage and legs
Phil0sophic t1_ja4ut5j wrote
Chewing gum.
JumboBoii t1_ja4usmj wrote
「 SOFTU AND WET 」
DBProxy t1_ja4upu4 wrote
sleepismything t1_ja4uo0q wrote
Reply to Why did Jesus really die? by [deleted]
If I could put bleach into my eyes to unsee this I would
Felix_likes_tofu t1_ja4uho0 wrote
Reply to A Roman walks into a bar. by ichico13
What did the Roman say when he found the pirate's treasure map?
"Nah, ain't gonna sail over there for lousy ten bucks"
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Reply to comment by bigwolf29 in They DoD realized they have too many Generals. by bigwolf29
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TinnyOctopus t1_ja4ubwo wrote
Reply to comment by P0L1Z1STENS0HN in They DoD realized they have too many Generals. by bigwolf29
It's obviously due. It's been over a year since the last successful repost!
adogg4629 t1_ja4u5yy wrote
Reply to A Roman walks into a bar. by ichico13
He changed his mind and held up three fingers and asked for four beers. Then he thought again and held up three fingers and asked for six beers.
AltJerrawa t1_ja4u16c wrote
Reply to comment by TheRealVillain666 in They DoD realized they have too many Generals. by bigwolf29
There is a phallic museum https://www.phallus.is/
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Reply to comment by Responsible_Risk_899 in Life is like a box of chocolates by rokburok
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Firework_Wolfo1752 t1_ja4tnry wrote
Reply to Life is like a box of chocolates by rokburok
As a fat person seeing this joke, take my upvote and piss off
[deleted] OP t1_ja4w3hc wrote
Reply to comment by Ethereal_burn in Fire is cold, yo, stay STILL! by [deleted]
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