Recent comments in /f/Jokes
Material_Plankton_37 t1_ja4tbgt wrote
Reply to What's worse than a lobster on a piano? by Metall3x
A piano on a lobster.
MokhtiarAli t1_ja4tbec wrote
Reply to Life is like a box of chocolates by rokburok
Any Forrest Hump fan here
MokhtiarAli t1_ja4t94t wrote
Reply to comment by NoseEmergency5931 in Life is like a box of chocolates by rokburok
You better watch “Forrest Hump”
treeinatree t1_ja4t27c wrote
Who is this Chuck Norris guy???
Ethereal_burn t1_ja4t0mv wrote
Reply to Fire is cold, yo, stay STILL! by [deleted]
Is this a long winded way of embedding a link?
testaman t1_ja4si6z wrote
Reply to Life is like a box of chocolates by rokburok
How is a box of chocolates like a Thai girl..you never know which one has the nuts
BarkBeetleJuice t1_ja4sa2n wrote
The admiral is measured by three points, not two. Broke the rules.
gamechampionx t1_ja4s6mz wrote
Reply to Why did Jesus really die? by [deleted]
He was a bad hockey player. Kept getting nailed to the boards.
toastbutbutter t1_ja4rxiz wrote
Reply to comment by TheRealVillain666 in They DoD realized they have too many Generals. by bigwolf29
No, the Vietnamese ate them all
bigwolf29 OP t1_ja4run2 wrote
Reply to comment by TheRealVillain666 in They DoD realized they have too many Generals. by bigwolf29
As funny as that would be, no.
It's a museum that has exhibits on the USMC and the wars they fought in, such a Vietnam, Korea, and Iraq.
MiceTonerAccount t1_ja4rsui wrote
Reply to comment by Zeric79 in What goes in hard and dry but comes out soft and wet? by ChurchOfAdonitology
Pasta?
ktka t1_ja4rryq wrote
It is an Aussie dessert kinda like meringue.
Ripcord2 OP t1_ja4rji3 wrote
Reply to comment by Fetlocks_Glistening in An actor was on stage playing Macbeth... by Ripcord2
That's something to think about! If Macbeth made popcorn at a theater he would have been fine. Cause what are they gonna do?
TheRealVillain666 t1_ja4rix1 wrote
Reply to comment by bigwolf29 in They DoD realized they have too many Generals. by bigwolf29
So you are telling me there's a scrotum museum?
Zeric79 t1_ja4rc6n wrote
Reply to comment by Turboteg90 in What goes in hard and dry but comes out soft and wet? by ChurchOfAdonitology
What kind of food are you eating?
rascible t1_ja4r8b0 wrote
Reply to comment by crispilly in Why did Jesus really die? by [deleted]
Its cause his daddy needed a way to guilt trip billions of gullibles!
Daddy is omnipotent, so the whole deal was easily avoidable...
Fetlocks_Glistening t1_ja4r64n wrote
Reply to comment by Ripcord2 in An actor was on stage playing Macbeth... by Ripcord2
So if that's your last name and you somehow get hired, you've got a job for life?
baddada1 t1_ja4r3an wrote
Reply to Life is like a box of chocolates by rokburok
I always seem to find the toothpaste flavored ones.
Satanic_soup_dragon t1_ja4r25i wrote
Reply to comment by mossed2222 in They DoD realized they have too many Generals. by bigwolf29
A ridiculous line in a joke; it shouldn't be allowed.
Ripcord2 OP t1_ja4r1vc wrote
Reply to comment by leuno in An actor was on stage playing Macbeth... by Ripcord2
Yeah I don't think SirK got it.
Fazbear12 t1_ja4qz4h wrote
Reply to comment by NoLifeGamer2 in It’s really hard for me to tell people what my wife does for a living. by porichoygupto
Due to the laws of supply and demand, no-one wants to buy the shells cause there's loads on the sand!
[deleted] t1_ja4qwto wrote
Reply to comment by Skelligean in What goes in hard and dry but comes out soft and wet? by ChurchOfAdonitology
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ExpressDesk7740 t1_ja4qs8l wrote
Reply to comment by ExpressDesk7740 in What goes in hard and dry but comes out soft and wet? by ChurchOfAdonitology
Or the hooker in my car boot
Gloomy_Square_6204 t1_ja4qm9r wrote
Digestive in a cup of tea
flowersatdusk t1_ja4tgl3 wrote
Reply to Why is your pig missing a leg? by EganaU
Dark. Upvote